kingâs ransom. It feels practically empty, although you can hear something when you tip it. For all I know, thereâs a human skeleton in there, and nothing else.â
âWould you like me to pick it open?â
âYou can do that?â
She grinned lopsidedly. âMaybe you donât know me that well after all. My daddy was a locksmith, remember?â
âVaguely.â
âWhen I was a little girl he was my hero. During school vacations I went with him on all his house calls. Believe me, Abby, I can pick any padlock with a paper clip, and as for combination locks, I once opened one with my toes.â
Wynnell, bless her heart, is a bit on the hirsute side. Her eyebrows are like hedgesâmake that one long hedgeâand joint trips to the beach have made me painfully aware that this is one woman who eschews waxing. Just the thought of her hairytoes picking at a lock made me want to poke out my mindâs eye. I dashed back into the showroom to grab a paper clip from my desk drawer.
My friend was true to her word. It took her less time to open the lock than it took me to retrieve the paper clip.
âWhat do you say to that, Abby?â
âI say youâre a wizard, and that itâs a good thing youâre on the right side of the law.â
She laughed happily. âOkay, Abby, go on and open it.â
The truth be told, I would rather have opened the barrel when I was alone. Then I could have savored the thrill. But since Wynnell had just saved me a locksmithâs fee, I couldnât very well exclude her from the event. But Iâd be damned if she was going to get the first peek. I jokingly told her to stay back in case there was a live snake in there, and then, with hands trembling from excitement, released the metal band and pried off the lid with my fingertips.
Wynnell, who was supposed to have stayed back, somehow managed to stick her head into the barrel before I could react. âItâs only a gym bag,â she bellowed, her voice thankfully muffled by the barrel.
âLet me take it out.â If it sounded like an order, so be it.
Wynnell stepped back obediently, but her prodigious brows puckered in the middle, displaying her true feelings. âI was only trying to be helpful.â
âFor which I am eternally grateful.â I should have asked Wynnell, whose arms are nearly twice as long as mine, to hoist the bag out of the barrel. Instead I had to tip it, and unfortunately lost my grip. Fortunately, my Bob Ellis shoes were of the closed toe variety, or I might well have gone from a size four to a size two.
At any rate, it was indeed a gym bag, cloth with plastic handles, probably dating from the sixties. Unless it was stuffed with cash, or jewels from a safe heist, it was hardly worth getting excited about. Of course that didnât stop my heart from racing. We in the antiques business are, after all, treasure hunters.
Just to torment Wynnell, I unzipped the bag as slowly as I dared while still having it look natural. I even pretended the zipper was stuck.
âAbby, give it to me.â
âNo, Iâve got it.â I yanked the bag open. When I saw what it contained, I dropped it immediately and sank to the floor in shock.
âWhat is it?â Wynnell clambered over me to get the bag. âAbby, youâre acting reallyâoh my gosh, itâs a skull!â
âIs it real?â Perhaps Iâd jumped to the wrong conclusion.
Despite her sometimes annoying habits, Wynnell is precisely the kind of woman Iâd want as a companion on an Indiana Jonesâstyle adventure. In a few seconds she overcame whatever squeamishness she was feeling, and reaching into the bag, withdrew the skull.
âFeels real,â she said nonchalantly, as if she were a beauty pageant director assessing the mammary glands of a contested contestant. She hefted it and slid her fingers along the dome. âIf itâs not real, then