either,â Mr. Wilson said. âYou can move the body to the trash can if you prefer. Just be sure to use a paper towel.â
Amanda and I looked at each other.
âOr donât,â he said. âMy guess is that Sweet Pea will be happy to take care of it.â
âDad, no , and thatâs not funny,â Amanda told him. I agreed. If I had a beautiful cat like Sweet Pea, I wouldnât want her to eat a dead mouse and have dead-mouse breath, either. Also I wouldnât want to be licked by Sweet Pea for a long time afterward.
âI didnât say it to be funny.â He turned off the faucet. âItâs the circle of life, thatâs all.â
âCome on, Amanda,â I said, dragging her out of the kitchen. We marched across the yard, scanning the grass until we found the little mousieâs body. It looked kind of . . . yucky, and not all that cute, to tell the truth. The If You Give a Mouse a Cookie mouse was a lot cuter. I felt bad for thinking that, though.
âWe need to name him,â I said. âHow about Henry?â
âOkay,â Amanda said.
âPoor Henry,â I said.
âWhat if Henry was his mother mouseâs only living child, and now heâs dead, and her mouse husband is dead, too, and now sheâs a poor childless widow?â I said.
âPoor Henryâs mom!â Amanda said.
âWe have to bury him. Itâs our duty.â
Amanda nodded. âIâll go get you a shovel. Or a spoon, a big-sized spoon.â
She dashed off, and I thought it was a little funnyânot ha ha funny, but more growly hmmmph funnyâthat Amanda automatically assumed that Iâd be the one to dig Henryâs grave.
But I did. I dug a hole with the spoon Amanda brought me, and then I used the spoon again to nudge Henry in. Henryâs body movedâof course it did, because I moved itâbut it was freaky-creepy-gross, and we both squealed and jumped away. Then I had to go back and push all the dirt back on top of him, which made me squeal and do the shudder dance again.
âYou are so brave,â Amanda said when we were inside washing up.
âI know,â I said, panting.
âNo, really,â she insisted, as if weâd both barely escaped with our lives.
âI know. Really.â
âGirls, that was very nice of you to bury that mouse,â Amandaâs mom said, clicking into the kitchen in high heels. âAnd Amanda, I told your father that he should have taken care of it himself.â
âI did take care of it!â Mr. Wilson called from their den. âDo you want mice having babies in your pillow, Theresa?â
Theresaâotherwise known as Mrs. Wilson, or Mrs. Amandaâs Motherâignored him. âI would like to take you two out for a ladiesâ lunch to thank you. How does that sound?â
âYay!â I said.
âYes!â Amanda said.
âYouâve both washed your hands?â Mrs. Wilson said. âOn the backs, on the sides, under your fingernails?â
We nodded.
She grabbed her purse from the counter, along with her jingly key chain with the jeweled butterfly dangling from it. âThen letâs go.â
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We went to the mall, and we had the best time. We had chicken salad at a fancy restaurant called the Tea Room, and actually I didnât like the taste of it, because I donât like chicken salad. Or any kind of salad. Or anything involving mayonnaise.
I did like sitting with Amanda and her mother and using nice posture, however. And we had mango sorbet for dessert, and it was just plain delicious.
Then we went âwindow shopping,â as Amandaâs mom called it, and all the shop ladies smiled at us and told Mrs. Wilson what adorable daughters she had.
âAre you twins?â the lady at Tiffanyâs said. Tiffanyâs was an extremely fancy jewelry store. It scared me to walk in there, it was so fancy.
âNo,â Amanda