strange look. “Patricia who works over at Hy-Vee in the deli department.” I clicked through all five photos he had posted. “Oh shit! That is him.” We started howling with laughter. That fool even had the nerve to upload a photo of himself stunting in her Camry. “ Niggas ain’t shit.” April shook her microbraids, with disgust. “I ’ m fina call my girl Shonda and put Pat ’s man on blast.” She hurried out of the office and I was still shaking my head. There was no telling how many of these dudes were married. I was getting ready to head up front for lunch when an instant message flashed across my screen. It was from Jaguar22.
What’s up sexy? You get my message?
I couldn’t resist a smile. I turned on the charm and typed away at the keyboard.
Me: Yep. I got it.
JAGUAR: So? Does that mean you’re ready to get to know a real man?
ME: I don ’t know. You look mean.
I was grinning like crazy.
JAGUAR: Yeah, my boy said the same thing when I posted the photo. LOL. My bad. Take the time to get to know me and you’ll see I’m definitely worth getting to know.
He just doesn’t know how much grinning he had me doing over here. But there was nothing easy about me. ME: That remains to be seen. JAGUAR: Then let ’s not waste time. How about we hook up this evening somewhere mutual? You pick the place. As intrigued as I was to meet Jaguar, I wasn’t sure if that was a good idea. ME: I don ’t know about all that. You might be some kinda stalker. JAGUAR: And so can you. “ I don’t think so,” I murmured under my breath. One thing Janelle doesn’t do is sweat a brotha, no matter how fine he is. JAGUAR: C’mon. Pick a place. I thought about it all of three seconds, then typed ME: How about Shakespeare’s pizza at 7? The restaurant was only a few blocks away so that would be perfect. The last thing I wanted was for him to come to my spot and I discover I wasn’t feeling him. JAGUAR: Cool. See you then. And wear something sexy. ME: One thing about me. I always look sexy. I quickly logged off and hurried to the front to get ready for the lunch crowd. I was looking forward to meeting Jaguar later today.
* * * We were so slammed all evening I had to hurry to the pizza joint to meet Jaguar. I strutted out the door and down Ninth Street with my bodacious ass swinging with every step. I knew people were driving by, staring at me, just the way I liked it. I was a dime or better yet, a double deluxe. Haters thought I needed to lose a little weight but I loved my curves and had plenty of brothas on speed-dial who would agree. I glanced down at my skinny jeans that hugged my ass. I was also rocking a black and purple corset with a short-sleeved bolero jacket. On my feet were purple stiletto pumps. If I ’ d had time I would have run by the house and turned it up a notch. Regardless, I was looking every bit of sexy. It was one of those perfect evenings when the April sun was shining high, yet there was enough of a breeze to keep a sistah from sweating out her shoulder-length weave. I was just turning the corner when I spotted a high-end, emerald-green car pulling up in front of the pizza joint. To hell with my date when there was something prime parked ahead. I tilted the Versace glasses away from my eyes and slowed my steps and made sure I gazed inside as I swayed my hips past that beautiful car. Much to my pleasure, what was sitting behind the wheel was even more scrumptious. “ What ’s up sexy? You wanna go for a ride?” I did a double-take and then my jaw dropped. “ Jaguar? ” He gave one of those laughs that made a woman ’s pussy meow. “Actually it ’s Kaleb. Jaguar was just my username.” “ Mmmm-Hmmm. I see.” I struck a cute pose with one hand resting at my luscious hip and swayed over to the curb. Smiling, I leaned inside the car that just happened to be a Jaguar. Naturally his eyes strayed to my twins that were ripe for the