at all she had to learn. She scribbled another note to herself.
Mary Catherine nodded. âLetâs order so we can talk. Iâve got the first installation of my what-not-to-do list right here.â She tapped the side of her red Coach briefcase.
After they ordered, Mary Catherine slid the briefcase onto the table and opened it. Among the manila files, Linny spotted a National Enquirer , a pair of fake glasses with eyeballs that fell out on springs, a small hacksaw, and a bright yellow sports bra. As she rummaged, Mary Catherine must have seen her bemused expression and offered, âIâm trying to work out at lunch.â
As if that explained it all. Linnyâs mouth quirked up. Classic Mary Catherine.
Triumphantly, her friend pulled out a legal pad with handwritten notes on it, slapped it on the table, and peered at it. âNumber one: You call Neal a âpreexisting childâ when you talk to me about him. You need to stop that.â
Linny flushed as she made a note, murmuring, âYikes.â
Mary Catherine went on. âTwo: Donât expect too much too soon. It takes time for blended families to bond.â She gave her a level look. âSometimes they donât bond at all, no matter what they say in those la-la self-help books you like to read.â
Linny grimaced and searched her friendâs face. âReally?â
âReally,â Mary Catherine said drily. âBut I see it more in couples who nurse grudges about the failed marriage or use the kids to wage war on their exes.â She gazed at her and said firmly, âYou and Jack will make it work.â
âCareful. These are hot.â The apple-cheeked waitress with the perky smile slid their plates onto the table.
Mary Catherine tucked into her scrambled eggs and glanced down at her notepad. âThree: Donât forget who you are. Youâre a try-hard girl, but donât let yourself get all caught up in trying to be the perfect stepparent.â She chewed her bacon and looked thoughtful. âMikeâs got a teacher friend from school whoâs just married a mom, and heâs trying way too hard to be father of the year. Heâs taking the kids hiking, trying to have meaningful talks with them, tossing the football around . . .â She shook her head. âHeâs driving everybody crazy, including his new wife.â
So much for the heart-to-heart talks with Neal sheâd pictured. Linny scribbled furiously, then paused to take a bite of creamy, cheesy omelet. She paused to sigh blissfully. âYum.â
âYum is right,â Mary Catherine said as she chewed a bite of jam-covered biscuit.
As the waitress stopped by to warm up their coffee, Linny pointed at her friend with a triangle of wheat toast. âAny other tips?â
Mary Catherine patted her mouth with a napkin. âThatâs all for now. I donât want to overwhelm you.â
Linny gave a wry smile and lifted her shoulder. âToo late for that, but itâs not your doing.â
Mary Catherine popped a bite of bacon in her mouth, her eyes dancing with mischief. âOn a different note, Iâve got something else for you. I almost forgot.â Forking in a last mouthful of hash browns, she opened the briefcase, grabbed a bundle of coupons from an envelope, and fanned them out on the table like a card dealer in Vegas. âTa-da.â
Linny peered at them. âWhat are these?â
Mary Catherine gave a gleeful smile. âTen adventure coupons. I won the door prize at the Bar Association holiday party. I told you about it.â
Vaguely remembering, Linny tilted her head and read out loud, âSkeet shooting, paintball party, NASCAR Driving Experience, rock climbing, five-K mud obstacle challenge . . .â She gave a low whistle. âMan. Iâll bet there were some attorneys there who wanted to wrestle you to the ground for these.â
âThere were,â Mary Catherine