when Charlie is on the prowl. How many times have I told you girls that?â She glanced around the four-member Lonely Hearts Club.
âAt least a million,â Anna droned.
âExactly.â Nicole crossed her arms and glared at her best friend. âI knew this was going to happen. I swear Charlie has like this radar whenever a beautiful new woman moves into this city. Hell, Iâm surprised it took him nine months to find her.â
The other women snickered at the joke, which only encouraged Nicole to stay perched atop her soapbox. âWake up, Anna, your sister is exactly Charlieâs type, and heâll be all over her like white on rice.â
Jade, one of the founding members of the group frowned. âWhatâs Charlieâs type?â
âAnything with breasts and a pulse,â Nicole shot back.
âDamn. I better hide Sasha, too.â Anna bent down and picked up her orange-and-yellow tabby cat that kept mewing at her ankles.
âSheâs telling the truth,â said Emmadonna, a plus-size beauty with a mountainous chip on her shoulder, nodding in agreement. âI met the famous dog at a club a couple of years back, thinking I was safe since he spent half the night dancing with the same old anorexic-looking chicks until he brushed up on me.â
âOoh?â the other women chorused.
âNext thing I know, he was all up in my ear, saying only a dog wants to play with some bones.â
The women laughed.
âGirl, I played it cool for about two minutes before I jumped him and showed him how us big girls worked it out. Nahwhatimean?â She held up her hands and received a train of high fives while the room filled with new squeals of laughter.
âIf you didnât see the devil horns and tail then you werenât looking hard enough,â Nicole said, rolling her eyes.
âOh, I was looking, all right,â Emmadonna said. âAll I saw was a tall brother with money, class, sophisticationâ¦and if Iâm not mistaken, a dash of thug in him. Every girl needs a little thug in their lives.â
âThat man has a trail of broken hearts that stretches halfway around the globe.â Nicoleâs hands settled on her thick hips. âCharlieâs a diehard playa, and any woman who thinks she can change him, which is every woman heâs ever come in contact with, is just kidding herself.â
âIncluding you,â Jade said, easing back into the leather couch with a knowing smile.
âYes, including me.â Nicole squared her shoulders. âOf course, I never became a notch on his bedpost. I had a little more sense than that.â
Anna rolled her eyes and yawned. âAnyone want some more coffee?â She shuffled toward the kitchen. âIf I have to wake up, I might as well do it the right way.â
âI couldâve slept with him if I wanted,â Nicole said to Annaâs back.
âI hope you like Folgers.â
âIgnore if you want, but back in college I was considered a fine catch myself,â Nicole reminded her.
âOf course, I think we might have some Tasterâs Choice in here,â Anna kept on, unfazed.
Nicole rolled her eyes. âFolgers is fine.â
Anna rustled through the cabinets for a few minutes and then fumbled with the coffeemaker. All this talk about Charlie was hitting a little too close for home. She had her own history with the infamous playa and sheâd rather just forget the whole incident. She certainly didnât want to talk about it.
Nicole glanced down at her watch. âItâs noon. I bet you anything, Charlie is lying next to some chick right now trying to figure out the best way to get her out of there.â
âOkay, now youâre creepinâ me out.â Anna hit the Brew button. âYou know just a little too much about the manâs modus operandi.â
âAll playas have the same M.O. Hit and run.â
âI still say