from the tap. âBut even if they are there, whatâs to say theyâre going to be impressed by me? I mean, I couldnât even beat a man with my step-over today. How can I be a professional winger if I canât do a proper step-over?â
Jamie looked at Mike, who was pushing his hand back through his greying hair. Jamie wondered what he was thinking.
âRemember when we went on holiday and you met that mouse with the huge ears?â said Mike, pointing to the photo of Jamie and the mouse on the wall.
âYeah, course I do,â said Jamie. âThat was my first proper trip away.â Stopping to look at the photo, he couldnât believe how big his front two teeth had been when he was younger. But they were OK now.
âThat poor guy in the mouse suit. You kept going on about his big ears!â smiled Mike.
âI know I did,â said Jamie, barging his granddadâs shoulder as he sat back down on the sofa. âBut Iâm not being funny, Mike â that was ages ago. Iâm not a kid any more, you know. Iâm serious, I need help with my step-overs, not talk about a mouse with big ears!â
âBut who said the two arenât connected, eh, Jamie?â said Mike, a little mysteriously. He still had his eyes focused on the TV. Foxborough were playing some great football.
âWhat are you chatting about, Mike?â
âIâm saying that maybe that mouse and his ears can help you with your step-overs.â
Jamie was mystified.
âLook,â said Mike, turning down the volume on the TV. âBring that pad over here.â He was pointing to the square stack of sticky notepaper he kept by the phone.
Jamie went and brought it over. It had lots of doodlings and telephone numbers on it. Mike had even been practising his signature on it!
âRight,â said Mike. âTake a fresh piece and draw me a picture of the mouseâs head with his nice big ears.â
âFine,â said Jamie.
He didnât have to think too hard. All he had to do was look at the photo on the wall. He did a quick sketch and handed it over to Mike.
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âNot bad,â said Mike, laying the drawing on the table between them. âBut maybe youâre right. It was ages ago that we met him. Maybe he needs you to bring him up to date a bit. How about you give him a new crew cut? And, in return, he can help you with your step-overs.â
âHe can what?â Mikeâs advice was normally spot-on, but Jamie wondered if heâd actually lost it this time. How could giving an imaginary haircut to a drawing of a mouse help Jamie with his step-overs?
âItâs simple, JJ. If you step on his ear, shave his head and then knock him away, youâll be able to do your step-over.â
âMike, what are youââ
âTrust me, Jamie. Just say it. Youâre going to step on his ear, shave his head and knock him away.â
âFine, Iâll step on his ear, shave his head and knock him away. Happy now?â
âAgain,â said Mike.
âIâll step on his ear, shave his head and knock him away. And then Iâll be able to do a step-over.â
âGood,â said Mike, taking the pen from Jamieâs hand. âSo what weâre saying is, youâre going to:
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âStep on his ear with your left foot.
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âThen shave his head with your right foot.
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âAnd then knock him away with your left foot.â
âGet it?â said Mike, getting up from his seat.
âSort of.â
âRemember, itâs simple: step on his earââ
âI know, shave his head and knock him away.â
âThatâs it,â said Mike, moving cushions and chairs out of the way to make some room. He got a ball from the cupboard under the stairs and put it down on the carpet.
âAre you ready to have a go?â
âBut I donâtââ
âYes,