told me you were in Europe for two weeks.â
âWhich brother?â I asked.
âYou know,â he said. âThe one with the hair.â
I have six brothers, and the last time I checked, they all had hair. Granddaddy was terrible with names. But my oldest brother is the only one of the whole useless bunch who ever bothers to call or visit my grandparents, so it was a good guess that was who he was referring to.
âArch? Did Arch come to visit? How nice!â
âArch,â Granddaddy said, nodding happily. âHeâs a hairy sumbitch, isnât he?â
âGranddaddy! I think Arch is very nice looking. His beard makes him look distinguished.â
âHairy like an ape,â Granddaddy insisted. âHe doesnât get that from the Loudermilk side of the family. Your motherâs people were a hairy bunch though. There was an uncle of hers I met one time looked just like that Rasputin fella over there in Russia. But Ellen didnât have hair like that. Or maybe she just shaved, and I never noticed.â
âNo,â I said, giggling. âI donât think Mama had an unusual amount of hair.â Weâd been talking as I followed him into the abbreviated living room, which was crammed with dark, ornate mahogany furniture, an overstuffed sofa, and a huge console television set, which, as far as I knew, was only ever turned to the weather channel or the stock market channel, with the volume cranked up high.
I grabbed the remote control from the armrest of Granddaddyâs BarcaLounger, and ratcheted the volume way, way down.
âWhereâs Grandmama?â I asked, peeking around the corner into the kitchenette. An open jar of peanut butter was sitting on the dinette table, with a huge serving spoon stuck into it. The table was littered with candy wrappers and dirty plates and cups. âSheâs not napping this early in the day, is she?â
âWho?â Granddaddy asked, plopping down into his chair.
âGrandmama,â I said, trying to be patient. âYour wife, Lorena. Is she asleep?â
âHow should I know?â he said, looking annoyed. âAsk the nurse.â
âNurse?â I pushed open the door to the bedroom, but the bed, though slightly rumpled, was made, and empty. âWhat nurse? Granddaddy, whereâs Lorena?â
He made a vague jabbing gesture with his finger. âOver there.â
âWhere over there?â I sat down on the arm of his chair and grasped his hand.
âYou know,â he said, leaning forward to get a better view of the television, which I was blocking. âOver there in the building.â
I took the remote control and snapped off the television. âGranddaddy! Please. What building? Where did Lorena go? Can you tell me?â
âHell, yes, I can tell you,â he exploded. âThink Iâm senile? Like I said, sheâs over there in that big building, over yonder. You know. The place. The doctor says she canât come home until she pees better.â
âThe hospital?â I asked, still groping for understanding. âAre you telling me Grandmama is in the hospital? When did this happen?â
âHow should I know?â Granddaddy said. âI canât keep track of all the comings and goings around here. All I know is, I ainât had a hot meal since who knows when.â
I took my cell phone out of my purse and called my brother Arch, praying that he would be at his desk.
âArch? Itâs BeBe. Iâm at the home with Granddaddy. Do you know anything about Grandmama going into the hospital?â
âNooo,â he said cautiously. âI saw her last week, Sunday maybe. She seemed fine. A little ditsy, but no more than usual. Is that what Granddaddy is telling you?â
âI think so,â I said with a sigh. âSheâs definitely not here. The bed hasnât been slept in, the kitchenâs a mess, and I think heâs