said, ‘black. And will you check in the bread bin over there for the wholemeal?’ ‘How would you like it?’ I said obediently. ‘Honey. And look in the fridge. There should be some fresh garlic.’ ‘Garlic?’ ‘To put on the toast.’ ‘Garlic?’ I went and looked never the less. She fussed him in a way that I tried to avoid looking at. Jules put his arms round her neck, and squinted at her from the stage of hangover that was probably not as bad as it was going to get. ‘Sorry Violette. I had too much. To be fair Davey did suggest I stopped. But I ignored him.’ She kissed him softly. He was kissing her back. I tried to look away. Terribly embarrassed I suppose. I carried on with Violette’s instructions. Then I left the mutually consoling couple in private, and went back upstairs to find where I’d left my jacket.
We zoomed along in Dr Rhodes’ Jeep. It was bright yellow outside like sunshine; and completely tidy on the inside. She had Jules in the front passenger seat and I sat behind him in the back. She glanced at me in the rear view mirror. ‘Just when I think I reached a dead end, something always turns up.’ She said with a purposeful tone. I told her about my need to see Janey. ‘That’s fine. We will do a little house call first.’ ‘Who?’ ‘You’ll see.’ She smiled coolly, ‘You will be surprized I think.’
We arrived. It was in a street I knew quite well. A wide avenue, with verges and lots of trees, and huge Victorian terraces. We walked some way along, having left the car neatly parked in a side street. I saw the feathers jammed in a vase just inside the window and the chaotically arranged curtains. Dr Rhodes knocked in a sharp rappity-rap that made Jules flinch. ‘Sorry,’ she said to him and touched his hand. ‘It’s fine.’ said Jules. He bowed his head to stumble into the gloom of a badly lit hall way. ‘What took you so long?’ I heard a familiar voice and saw none other than my dear pal Alex. We followed him through to his old-fashioned plaster walled kitchen with herbs hung from the ceiling. Alex sat back down near a bowl of cornflakes and chopped up bananas. ‘Oh.’ I sat down on the nearest chair. ‘I’ll always watch your back.’ he said. ‘Is this a conspiracy?’ I asked ‘You ok there mate?’ said Alex to Jules. ‘Maybe.’ Jules sat down too. Dr Rhodes continued standing. ‘Have you been spying on me?’ I asked Alex. ‘What?’ He dropped the spoon with a clatter in the empty bowl, which I was sure didn’t do much for Jules’ head. ‘Err....’ I really wasn’t used to Alex out of hours. Literally anything was possible. Dr Rhodes stood looking prim. ‘I now know that you two do know each other. I must say it is quite a useful situation. But perhaps Alex would like a full background from you.’ ‘I think that is not necessary right now.’ I said stiffly. I felt caught out. ‘Your friend here is in need of something only I can provide.’ Alex indicated Jules, ‘So when you’ve finished being astounded by the company I keep, you can thank me for getting you off the hook with respect to the boss and his visitors that did issue forth out of Ye Olde Golf Clubee!’ ‘What?’ ‘He does that a lot.’ Alex said to Dr Rhodes, ‘I think his brain is shorting out.’ ‘But… but you are friends?’ ‘That is the general meaning of this get together. To establish that we are all, in fact, friends.’ He mixed something for Jules, ‘That is the intention of the meet is it not. Oh! And Davey… I do have to be at work this morning. So while you are swanning around saving the world, I’ll be fending off any unfavourable comments from the cube of gammon. So think of me at four o’clock. Only an hour to go without murder being committed.’ ‘So let me get this straight? Dr Violette Rhodes is poetry girl?’ ‘Finally. The circuit is rerouted. I’ll just run and get some daily slave robes on. Then