counting down. Yes, yes â good night, Mum. Good night, galaxy. Lights off.
The Captainâs Log. Stardate 150901
Fridge poetry was frustrating. The words you want are not there. Maggie, thatâs Rainâs commander-in-chief, said it didnât have to rhyme, but it sounds better when it does, I reckon. Anyway, what I think is that theyâve evolved it into a highly selective language of their own. There are hidden messages. A useful communication device that at first glance appears wanky.
Commander-in-chief Maggie talks to you as though youâre nearly at her rank. That could be a sophisticated alien ploy â assimilate or die. It sounds like they are staying, though â she was pretty keen on getting the place painted and she wanted to know all about the Training Barracks. I didnât tell them it was like Hell, only noisier. What was the point. Sheâll find out soon enough.
Observations of Artefacts on Ship 7
Small visual entertainment unit â indicating a wider acceptance of printed material than generally regarded as normal on Cosmos.
No computer!
Many of the small female alienâs printed visual stimuli match my own. And sheâs in the same year as me, so she did lie about her age.
Little or no evidence of girl artefacts such as nail polish, glitter gel etcetera.
CHESS SET! But pieces in an old jar and no board visible.
They didnât seem to mind me hanging round, observing. They didnât shoo me away or ask me whether I hadnât anything better to do. If they had, the answer would have been ânoâ. The Doctor is on hospital duty and Counsellor Diana is out doing good. Itâs her old-people day. Sheâll come home with a knitted vest for me from Mrs Gregor â some strange colour mix. Her eyesightâs worse, the Doctor says. Iâll have to wear it. What I want is one of those vests that are waterproof with lots of different pockets. That would be useful.
And sheâll have a couple of jars of jam or pickles from Mrs Doherty â theyâll be yummy and she dates all hers so you know if itâs really too old to eat, not like Mr Willsâ. He doesnât bother and he can never remember which year he made them. The last lot I reckon might have been made when his wife was still alive â and sheâs been dead three years. I told Mum not to bother â just throw them straight in the bin â but she will open them and there was mould, right over the whole top. Disgusting.
Sheâll be exhausted, too, and headachey. The Doctor will pour her a glass of wine. I saw him put a bottle in the fridge before he left this morning. Heâll tell her she shouldnât visit them, itâs not her responsibility. And theyâll talk about the old days, when there was a proper community. Then sheâll watch television and the Doctor and I will play chess.
Thereâs the landing vehicle.
Later: 2000 hours
The Doctor narrowly checkmated me. I do not play a good defence game. Itâs a weakness. Also my openings are stale. I wish there was a chess club here so I could really practise. Canât wait until high school. They have a club there and play chess in the lunch hours when itâs rainy. That could be a lot of chess in winter and spring. Age and strength donât matter with chess. Your mind is all. I do have a good mind. Otherwise the Upper Training Barracks would not have approved my early promotion. Depending on health evaluation, as the Counsellor and the Doctor remind me.
Sleep pod in ten minutes. Captain Daniel is retiring to revise chess strategies. Next week the championship returns to me!
The Dream House
Countdown
Making Grannyâs old place into the dream house wasnât easy. For a start we had to drive practically all the way back home to get the kind of paint we wanted. That took one whole day because Maggie insisted on doing a big grocery shop as well, then we had to check out the op shops,