butterfly on a pin. âYes! Black . . . and blue and . . . the tiniest bit of yellow.â
âMy old school colors,â he said.
âBut what happened?â He never heard such tsk ing and gasping.
âT.D.A.,â he replied.
âThe Dreaded Armoire? What do you mean?â
âI mean that I got up in the middle of the night, in the dark, and went out to the landing and opened the windows to give Barnabas a cool breeze. As I careened through the bedroom on my way to the bathroom, I slammed into the blasted thing.â
âOh, no! Oh, heavens. What can I do? And tomorrowâs Sunday!â
âSpousal abuse,â he muttered. âIn todayâs TV news climate, my congregation will pick up on it immediately.â
âTimothy, dearest, Iâm so sorry. Iâll get something for you, I donât know what, but something. Just stay right there and donât move.â
She put on her slippers and robe and flew downstairs, Barnabas barking at her heels.
T.D.A. might stand for âThe Dreaded Armoireâ as far as his wife was concerned. As far as he was concerned, it stood for something else entirely.
CHAPTER TWO
Step by Step
He was missing her.
How many times had he gone to the phone to call, only to realize she wasnât there to answer?
When Sadie Baxter died last year at the age of ninety, he felt the very rug yanked from under him. Sheâd been family to him, and a companionable friend; his sister in Christ, and favorite parishioner. In addition, she was Dooleyâs benefactor and, for more than half a century, the most generous donor in the parish. Not only had she given Hope House, the new five-million-dollar nursing home at the top of Old Church Lane, she had faithfully kept a roof on Lordâs Chapel while her own roof went begging.
Sadie Baxter was warbling with the angels, he thought, chuckling at the image. But not because of the money sheâd given, no, indeed. Good works, the Scriptures plainly stated, were no passport to heaven. âFor by grace are you saved through faith,â Paul wrote in his letter to the Ephesians, âand that not of yourselves, it is the gift of Godânot of works, lest any man should boast.â
The issue of works versus grace was about as popular as the issueof sin. Nonetheless, he was set to preach on Paulâs remarks, and soon. The whole works ideology was as insidious as so many termites going after the stairs to the altar.
Emma blew in, literally. As she opened the office door, a gust of cold spring wind snatched it from her hand and sent it crashing against the wall.
âLord have mercy!â she shouted, trying to snatch it back against a gale that sent his papers flying. She slammed the door and stood panting in front of it, her glasses crooked on her nose.
âHave you ever ?â she demanded.
âEver what?â
âSeen a winter that lasted nine months goinâ on ten? I said, Harold, why donât we move to Florida? I never thought Iâd live to hear such words come out of my mouth.â
âAnd what did Harold say?â he asked, trying to reassemble his papers.
âYou know Baptists,â she replied, hanging up her coat. âThey donât move to Florida; they donât want to be warm! They want to freeze to death on thâ way to prayer meetinâ and shoot right up to thâ pearly gates and get it over with.â
The Genghis Khan of church secretaries wagged her finger at him. âItâs enough to make me go back to beinâ Episcopalian.â
âWhatâs Harold done now?â
âMade Snickers sleep in the garage. Can you believe it? Country people donât like dogs in the house, you know.â
âI thought Snickers was sleeping in the house.â
âHe was, âtil he ate a steak off Haroldâs plate.â
âAha.â
âDown thâ hatch, neat as a pin. But then, guess