was shove the watermelon back in her hands. âHere. You stall them. They wouldnât arrest a pretty thing like you.â
âWhat are you talking about? Arrest?â
But Chet was already gone, along with the rest of the party attendees, leaving Remedy standing alone in the middle of the bank holding a damn watermelon, her face probably as red as one.
She knew sheâd been the butt of a practical joke when out of the trees emerged yet another Texas good olâ boy, this one broader, taller, and a bit older than the rest. Beneath a dark cowboy hat he sported dark sunglasses and a smirk on his lips from which a toothpick balanced.
As he swaggered out from the shadow of the trees, she took note of a black gun strapped to his belt and a barbed-wire tattoo encircling his upper arm just below where the sleeve of his red cotton T-shirt stretched around his muscles. Yeah, this was no police officer. If this was a Bubba-style summer party, as Dusty called it, then this, right here, was the Alpha Bubba.
His gaze zeroed in on Remedy in an instant. The toothpick shifted to the corner of his mouth. His smirk twitched as though he was deliberating about smiling but decided against it.
âNice melon.â
Snickers and laughs coming from the bushes prompted her to look down at the watermelon in her arms, but her focus landed on the cleavage revealed by her tank top, which had apparently been tugged down by the watermelon.
Waitâdid Alpha Bubba say melon or melons ?
Remedy opened and closed her mouth a couple times before finding her voice. âChet and Dustyâ¦â She hooked a thumb over her shoulder.
âThey put you up to this?â
âI helped them carry a watermelon.â Damn, that came out sounding stupid, but Alpha Bubba had her all kinds of flustered.
It was impossible to see what his eyes were up to behind those dark glasses, but otherwise his expression remained that of bored amusement. âGot a name?â he drawled.
Though her heart was racing and sheâd made herself out to be an idiot, she decided to own her dorkiness outright, because who the hell was this jerk to stand there and make her feel unwelcome and off-balance?
âAre you talking about the melon or me? Because I was thinking of calling this beauty Thelma.â She shifted the melon higher on her hip and, though Alpha Bubba was as intimidating as any A-list movie director, she strode forward, plucked the hat from his head, and dropped it onto the watermelon. âThatâs better.â She mimicked his drawl. âThelma was getting a little tuckered out in this sun.â
His light brown hair was sweaty and unruly ⦠and way too dangerously sexy for a man who was taking advantage of Texasâs open-carry gun law. His tongue poked against his cheek as his smirk turned into a grin. âYou must think weâre pretty quaint around here, donât you, California?â
âHow did you know thatâs where Iâm from?â
He lifted his hat from the watermelon and dropped it back on his head, then pulled it low over his forehead. ââCause thatâs where the crazies are, and a city girl like you would have to be crazy to let these fools talk you into partying with them.â
âHey now, Micah,â Chet said, crashing through the bushes. âNothing says weâve got to share our beer with you if youâre gonna be a dick.â
Micah. It fit, even though he made a better Alpha Bubbaâand sheâd be better off referring to him as such, lest those smirking blue eyes and killer body made her liberal, feminist heart forget her suits, not boots pledge.
Chet dropped his hand onto Remedyâs shoulder as the rest of the guys stomped back onto the riverbank. âI was just having a little fun with my new friend. You might call it an initiation into life in Dulcet.â
âI can see that,â Micah said dryly.
Behind Chet, Dusty cackled, his