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that there were very many fights, unless you count the time Dee got her ass handed to her by Samantha. Poor chick can’t fight. I probably can’t either, but I’ve never actually tested out that theory one way or another. 
    From the corner of my eye I see a creepy looking man staring at us and I grab Kelly’s arm.
    “We should go find Dee and Jill,” I whisper as the man stands up and starts walking in our direction.
    Kelly and I quickly get up and start to make our way towards the security guard to get our visitor’s passes so we can go inside the rooms, but the man puts his hand on my arm, stopping me.
    “I have chlamydia,” I blurt out.
    “And crabs.” Kelly nods.
    “Yeah,” I agree when the man removes his hands from my arm in disgust. “Big, hairy crabs crawling out of my clam trap.” I lean down and scratch said vagina for emphasis and high five Kelly when the man runs away.
    Hayley one, creeper zero.
    Without wasting anymore time, we go through security and find Dee, Jill, and a very blotchy ex-boyfriend. Unable or unwilling to suppress it, Kelly and I are overcome with the giggles once again. I mean, he looks like he did a head dive into poison oak and the sounds coming from his stomach are unnatural.
    But like the mature adults that we are, we sacrifice our joy and eventually suppress our laughter while he glares at us.
    “So you two must be the remaining co-conspirators,” a very handsome doctor with whitish blond hair and dark green eyes says from beside Blotchy’s bed.
    “Guilty.” I raise my hands in defeat and do my best to look apologetic.
    “We didn’t mean to kill him,” Jill whispers, looking at everyone but Blotchy.
    “He won’t die,” the doctor chuckles, but quickly hides it with a cough. “He’ll be uncomfortable for roughly twenty-four hours, but he’ll live.”
    “Unfortunately,” Kelly whispers, while Blotchy starts to scream about us trying to poison him.
    “You’ve got other things to worry about,” I tell him as I sit on the foot of his bed.
    “Like what?” he wants to know.
    “Venereal diseases,” I reply and his eyes widen until there is nothing but two large saucers staring back at me. “You know, from your side pieces of random ass.”
    “My…”
    Jill bursts out laughing as Blotchy’s face reddens further and I quietly pat myself on the back. Mission accomplished.
    “I saw you,” Jill says quietly from the corner of the room. She looks at us, her girls, and seems to find her strength as she walks toward his bed. “I took you soup this afternoon because you said you weren’t feeling good, and I caught you sleeping with another girl.”
    “Jill-” he starts to say but she holds up her hands and shakes her head at him.
    “It doesn’t matter.” She smiles and cocks an eyebrow at him. “We’re even now.”
    “You girls are trouble.” The doctor shakes his head as he heads out. “But I like trouble.” He narrows his eyes at Jill and smiles a lopsided grin that leaves me wanting to remove my panties and throw them at his face. Or maybe I should forget the panties, and just throw my vagina at his face. I am after all single again. There has to be some perks to my new status.
    “Well, hell,” I huff out before he can leave. “You have to have some sort of prescription for trouble.” I put my hands on my waist and wait for him to nod.
    I slide my eyes towards Jill and hope I haven’t misinterpreted what I saw pass through them. If I’m right, it’d be a real kick in Blotchy’s balls and I, for one, want to witness it.
    He reaches into his coat and takes out his prescription pad where he quickly scribbles something down. As he hands Jill her prescription, his hand brushes over hers and I swear I can hear her heartbeat accelerate from across the room. He licks his lips just as quickly before leaving and I squeeze my thighs tightly together as I watch his ass disappear.
    “What’d he give you?” Dee asks once Doctor McHottie is out of