theelbow to a hard narrow chair. She placed a hand on top of his now-famous head and sat him down. âI take it youâd like a word with my visitor.â
Mayor Bullock checked his hairline with manicured fingers. âIf I may,â he said. With the starched yellow handkerchief from his breast pocket, he dabbed at the corners of his mouth. He straightened the sleeves of his jacket with two tugs, and allotted a smile to Sherri. âAs you would both be aware, I regard the youth of Riddle Gully as its lifeblood. Not only do I embody youth and forward vision myself, but since taking office it has been my mission to support our youngsters in every wholesome endeavour.â
âHuh! Like closing down the skate park because it woke you up on weekends?â said Pollo.
âHowever,â Mayor Bullock pressed on, âin light of your abuse of the privilege granted you by my ... err ... the town council and your lack of integrity, Miss di Nozi, I have no option but to put a stop to this nonsense of yours, once and for all.â
âNonsense? Lack of integrity?â Pollo jumped off the desk. âItâs all true and you know it!â
The mayor raised his finger. âAah, but therein lies the lesson, young lady! Truth and the public interestânot always the best of friends.â He smiled sideways at Sherri. âItâs something one learns with experience.â Fishing a black-and-white-striped humbug from his trouser pocket, he popped it triumphantly into his mouth.
âBut it is in the public interest if youâre going around pretending to be a lot younger than you really are, and telling everyone that youâll steer Riddle Gully into the future!â
Mayor Bullock levered himself from his chair and, his back to Sherri, leaned so close to Pollo that she could smell the peppermint humbug on his breath. âThatâs enough,â he snarled. âIâm allowing you one last issue, its purpose being a full apology for the scurrilous report on todayâs front page.â
Pollo gasped. Only one more issue? He couldnât do that to her! She had the backing of the town council. She opened her mouth to protest but Mayor Bullock, standing to his full height, got in first.
âAnd donât think you can go running off to the council to object. Iâm not a man to let a little red tape get in the way of whatâs good for Riddle Gully!â He started for the door, but paused. âI have friends in high places,â he added, âthe editor-in-chief of the Coast news network among them. I hear youâre thinking about that Youth Reporter cadetship. I want a full apology, Miss di Nozi, or Iâll see to it that the editor-in-chief runs a mile at the mention of your name.â
Polloâs throat was clamped like a clam.
Mayor Bullock wrapped a hand around the doorknob. âWhile youâre at it, you can do something useful and discover who is responsible for the graffiti at the school this morning. The Graffiti Kid, theyâre calling theperpetrator, as though the scoundrel is some kind of hero. The youth of this town! Humph! Ungrateful layabouts the lot of you. Iâve half a mind to have a word with the editor-in-chief whether you print that apology or not.â
He pasted on a smile and turned to Sherri. âThank you for your hospitality, madam. Iâm sure you appreciate, it sometimes takes a strong hand to rein in a wild horse. Good day to you. Itâs always a pleasure catching up with my townsfolk.â
Mayor Bullock clanged through the door and out onto the footpath, bumping into old Mr McNutty, who was shuffling home with his shopping. As the elderly gentlemanâs fruit and vegetables rolled towards the gutter, the mayor dug a humbug from his pocket. Lifting his polished shoe to let an onion pass, he pressed the lolly into Mr McNuttyâs hand, patted him on the back and strode towards his glossy black car.
Sherri