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ofthe beach from where Andrea was swimming.

    â€œIt’s probably that crazy guy Mr. Granite,” Michael said. “He must be swimming back to Australia.”
    But it wasn’t that crazy guy Mr. Granite. And it wasn’t a kid. And it wasn’t a lifeguard. And it wasn’t my mom or dad or sister. You’ll never believe in a million hundred years who it was.
    I’m not gonna tell you.
    Okay, okay, I’ll tell you. But you have to read the next chapter, so nah-nah-nah boo-boo on you!

11
Glub, Glub
    â€œIt’s a real, live SHARK!” somebody yelled.
    â€œEeeeeeeeeeeek!” screamed somebody else.
    â€œRun for your lives!” shouted Neil the nude kid.
    Everybody was yelling and screamingand freaking out. Mr. Sunny blew his whistle and ran down the beach toward the water.
    â€œLeave this to me,” he said. “I know how to handle sharks. I’ll lure it away from the beach.”
    â€œBut Mr. Sunny!” I yelled to him. “Andrea—”

    â€œNo time for that now!” Mr. Sunny said, and he dived into the water and started swimming toward the shark.
    â€œHelp!” yelled Andrea. “I’m drowning!”
    â€œMr. Sunny can’t hear you!” I hollered to Andrea. “He’s chasing a shark!”
    â€œGlub, glub,” said Andrea.
    â€œHey, she’s pretty good,” said Ryan. “She’s even doing the ‘glub, glub’ part.”
    â€œWell, she takes acting lessons after school,” I told the guys.
    â€œA.J.,” said Michael, “I think Andrea might be in trouble.”
    â€œNah, it’s all a big act,” I told him. “Andrea’s a great swimmer. She’s been taking swimming lessons since she was three.”
    Andrea takes lessons in everything. If they gave lessons on how to clean your ears, she would take them so she could get better at it.
    â€œHelp!” Andrea yelled. “I have a cramp! Glub, glub.”
    Then her head went under the water. That’s when I realized something.
    Andrea wasn’t pretending to drown! SHE WAS REALLY DROWNING! And she went swimming right after eating pizza!The shark might smell the pizza in her stomach and attack her!

    Mr. Sunny couldn’t hear Andrea’s cries for help. He was too busy chasing the shark.
    I looked at Michael. Michael looked at Neil. Neil looked at Ryan. Ryan looked at me.
    â€œYou should jump in and save her, A.J.,” said Ryan.
    â€œWhy me?” I asked. “You save her.”
    â€œYou’re the one who’s in love with her,” Ryan pointed out. “You should save her.”
    â€œI am NOT in love with her,” I insisted.
    â€œYou are too!”
    â€œAm not!”
    We went back and forth like that for a while.
    â€œHelp!” yelled Andrea.
    â€œThere’s no time to argue about it!” Neil said. “She’s drowning! Are you gonna save her or not?”
    â€œA.J.,” Michael said, “if you don’t save Andrea, we’re gonna tell everybody you’re in love with her.”
    WHAT???!!!
    So if I saved Andrea, everybody would think I love her. And if I didn’t save Andrea, the guys would tell everybody I love her. No matter what I did, everybody would think I love Andrea.
    â€œGlub, glub,” Andrea said. Then shedisappeared under the water.
    I didn’t know what to do. I didn’t know what to say. I had to think fast. I was thinking so hard that my brain hurt.
    This was the hardest decision of my life.

12
A.J. to the Rescue
    I ran toward the ocean and jumped into the waves. I swam as fast as I could. Finally, I found Andrea under the water. She was heavy! I picked her up and dragged her back to the beach. She was lying on the sand with her eyes closed.
    â€œAre you okay?” I asked.
    Andrea wasn’t waking up.
    â€œShe can’t breathe!” yelled Ryan. “She needs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!”
    â€œCall Mr.