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you think you’ve been in love: yes
    [x] Want to go to college: been there, done that
    [x] Like high school: I am the only person that did like it, yes
    [x] Want to get married: yes
    [x] Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: yes
    [x] Believe in yourself: I used to
    [x] Like thunderstorms: as long as I’m indoors
    ---IN THE PAST MONTH DID/HAVE YOU---
    [x] Gone to the mall: no—I live in New York!
    [x] Eaten sushi: vegetable sushi, yes
    [x] Been dumped: depends who you ask
    [x] Dyed your hair: no!
    [x] Stolen anything: no
    ---HAVE YOU EVER---
    [x] Flown on a plane: yes
    [x] Told a guy/girl that you liked them: not for a long time
    [x] Cried during a movie: never have
    [x] Had an imaginary friend: no
    [x] Been in a fight: never
    [x] Shoplifted: a chapstick when I was 14 and I still regret it
    ---THE FUTURE---
    [x] Age you hope to be married: …
    [x] Number of children: one
    [x] How do you want to die: I can’t say I really want to
    [x] What do you want to be when you grow up: ask me when I get there
    ---FAVORITES---
    [x] Fave color(s): blue
    [x] Day/night: evening
    [x] Summer/winter: spring/fall
    [x] Fave food: broccoli
    [x] Fave movies: the third man
    [x] Fave sport: baseball
    ---RIGHT NOW---
    [x] Right now wearing: go-betweens t-shirt, jeans, socks.
    [x] Drinking: Yuengling lager
    [x] Thinking about: Amy
    [x] Listening to: “Loss Leaders”—Spoon
    ---DO YOU BELIEVE IN---
    [x] Destiny/fate: no
    [x] Angels: no
    [x] Ghosts: no
    [x] UFOs: no
    [x] God: no
    ---FRIENDS AND LIFE---
    [x] Do you ever wish you had another name: no
    [x] Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend: depends who you ask
    [x] What’s the best feeling in the world: someone sleeping next to you
    [x] Worst feeling: letting someone down
    [x] What time is it now: 2am
    ---HAVE YOU/DO YOU---
    [x] Do drugs: no
    [x] Pray: only during the ninth inning
    [x] Gotten drunk: does now count?
    [x] Run away from home: no
    [x] Made out with a stranger: no
    [x] Three words that sum you up: reliable, quick-witted…um, Jew?
    ---SOCIAL LIFE---
    [x] Boyfriend/girlfriend: Amy
    [x] Attend church: nope
    [x] Like being around people: outlook hazy, ask again later
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    ---YOUR FULL NAME IS---
    [x] Catherine Rose Kennedy (Miss)
    ---DESCRIBE---
    [x] The shoes you wore today: brown cowboy boots
    [x] Your eyes: green
    [x] Your fears: spiders, knives, elevators, tequila, and whoever I stole these cowboy boots from
    ---WHAT IS---
    [x] Your first thought waking up: that spider web wasn’t there last night
    [x] The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: eyes, ass
    [x] Your best physical feature: shoulders? bile duct?
    [x] Your bedtime: after ‘golden girls’
    [x] Your most missed memory: mom
    ---DO YOU---
    [x] Smoke: I shouldn’t but that wasn’t the question, was it?
    [x] Curse: fuck yeah
    [x] Take a shower everyday: you know that’s not actually good for your hair
    [x] Have any crushes: what is the square root of one zillion?
    [x] Who are they: the psychedelic furs circa 1982 and orlando cabrera
    [x] Do you think you’ve been in love: of course not
    [x] Want to go to college: still figuring that out
    [x] Like high school: of course not
    [x] Want to get married: I defy you, patriarchy
    [x] Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: I defy you, patriarchy!
    [x] Believe in yourself: of course not—I am a unicorn!
    [x] Like thunderstorms: yesssssssssssssssss
    ---IN THE PAST MONTH DID/HAVE YOU---
    [x] Gone to the mall: I defy you…fuck it, yes I did to get tights.
    [x] Eaten sushi: mmmmmmmyes
    [x] Been dumped: always leave them wanting more
    [x] Dyed your hair: I am no longer a teenager, thank you
    [x] Stolen anything: I refuse to answer this on the advice of my attorney
    ---HAVE YOU EVER---
    [x] Flown on a plane: as opposed to flying on a…?
    [x] Told a guy/girl that you liked them: only in esperanto
    [x] Cried during a movie: I wear sunglasses during sad movies to prevent