Because of the paydaycash situation, K-Mart employees were always getting mugged in the parking lot, usually by disgruntled ex-employees. Our supervisors encouraged a âbuddy systemâ when leaving the premises. As we walked down to Bellflower Boulevard, she asked me how things were going at St. Polycarp. I began telling her about all the colleges who were recruiting me, but then we passed the Cal Worthington Ford dealership.
âI want a Mustang,â she said suddenly, more to herself than me. âBlack with a big-ass woofer in the trunk. Once I save enough for a down payment, Iâm gonna go see Cal.â
Just as we got to the bus stop, Tully rolled up in his Chevette.
âThere you are,â he said to Jessica. He was wearing a blue blazer with a light blue turtleneck. Overton, in the passenger seat, was wearing an Air Force flight suit.
âGet in,â Tully said. âWeâre going on TV.â
âWhat the fuck?â she said, laughing.
âWally George!â said Overton, slapping the side of the car. âCome on, Pat. You too.â
My mom was on her way to pick me up, but now all I could see was Jessicaâs ass, bobbing in front of me as she climbed inside. I followed and Overton handed me a forty. Jessica seemed to know I wasnât going to drink it. She grabbed the bottle from me and started chugging.
âDamn,â said Overton, nudging Tully. âYou were right about her.â
Wally George was the host of Hot Seat , a conservative talk show on the local UHF station. A tall, cadaverous Reaganite with a platinum-blond comb-over, he interviewed pornographers, pacifists, socialists, homosexuals, dopers, punks,rappers, minorities, and all manner of human scum. His audience consisted mainly of drunken high school kids from Orange County, who were less concerned with ideological purity than with getting on TV and doing the pantomime for cunnilingus. The exception, tonight, would be Chris Pham, who, as Overton explained, was going with the sincere intention of throwing shit at Wallyâs guest, a Vietnamese merchant in Garden Grove who had recently hung a Communist flag in the window of his donut shop. It made the local papers and Phamâs family had helped organize a boycott of his business.
By the time we got to Anaheim, Jessica had finished another forty, and now she and Overton were drinking a jug of Sunny Delight spiked with gin. Pham was standing in line outside the studio with a bunch of family and friends. He handed us each a button with an American flag on it and, underneath, something written in Vietnamese.
âThanks for coming,â said Pham. âIt means a lot to me.â
âIâm already fucked up,â said Overton.
The parking lot was full of giant trucks, your basic OC Panzer division. A linebacker descended from the majestic heights of his Toyota 4-Runner. He saw some of his bros getting out of another truck and they all started broing out. The linebacker looked at everyone in line and said, âGo home, you fucking gooks!â
Phamâs crew started screaming at him and giving him the finger.
âThis is America!â said the linebacker.
âYou dumb fuck!â said Tully. âThose gooks are on your side!â
The linebacker and his bros stepped toward us.
âShut up,â said Overton, kicking Tullyâs leg. âTheyâll kill us.â
I just stood there. I was everybodyâs favorite guyâthepassive sober observer. A couple security guards appeared. I thought they were going to break up the race riot, but instead they ushered everyone inside.
Wally Georgeâs set consisted of a desk, an American flag, a picture of the space shuttle, and an oil painting of John Wayne. Jessica walked to the top of the bleachers and puked. It was all foam. Next to her, a guy in a rainbow Afro wig turned away in disgust. âI need Gatorade,â she said, tugging at my red smock, which I had