been voted out again.
âThatâs aw-reet,â McCormack was saying. âWe got âem in stock. New or used? Used costs extryâpeople buy âem for parties, like.â
âGood God! A new one!â
âGot me one still in the crate. Over on aisle naaane.â Great mounds of machinery slid past, lit by our little truckâs headlights. Some heavy robots pounded along behind us, ready to help with the loading.
âA large vacuum pump,â said Harry. âAnd a walk-in refrigerator.â
âKin do, kin do.â
âThirty square meters of copper foil.â
âUh-huh.â
âA mater-driven microwave cavity.â
âGot one on sale.â
The truck darted this way and that.
âA vortex coil,â said Harry. âAnd two meters of sub-ether wave guide.â
âYowzah!â
âAnd the key ingredientâa magnetic bottle with two hundred grams of red gluons!â
âGreat day in the morninâ!â
âAnd thatâll do it.â
âDonât he beat all?â McCormack asked me. âSome of these bohunks is smart, and thatâs no lie.â
Before too long we had everything hauled to the front of the store. McCormack fiddled with his calculator. âAh make it tin thousand dollar.â
âGet serious.â
âItâs them gluons. Theyâre high, even in red.â
âPay him,â Harry urged. âOnce I get blunzed, weâll have it all.â
âBlunzed?â inquired McCormack, glancing at Harry.
âOnce I get blunzed Iâll be able to control reality,â Harry explained. âIâll get you all the money you want.â
âAh donât want all the money. Ah want tin thousand dollar.â
âUh, I have two thousand in cash, Mr. McCormack. Can I give you a check for the rest?â
McCormack threw back his head and laughed. There were cords in his skinny neck.
âHow would you like to be a partner?â I suggested. âWeâll issue you some shares of stock.â
McCormack laughed harder. It wasnât really a pleasant sound.
Harry had been off to one side, looking over our intended purchases, but now he rejoined me. âLetâs go out to the car for a minute, Fletcher. I just thought of something.â
âAh hope ah dinât haul all this gear up front for nothinâ!â complained McCormack.
âWeâll be right back,â Harry assured him. âI believe weâve got some more money out in the car.â
McCormackâs guard robots followed us out to my Buick. âYou left money out here?â I asked Harry. âWhy didnât you tell me?â
âWell, it just now occurred to me that I might have. When I came back from the future to your car yesterday, I could have created money and put it under your seat. It would be the obvious thing to do, right?â
I got the door unlocked and reached under the driverâs seat. Sure enough, a dense wad of bills: eight thousand dollarsâ worth, exactly what we needed.
âIf these are from the future, then why arenât they real small?â I asked Harry. âLike you were.â
âI made them the right size, is all. Itâs obvious. Master of space and time!â
I stared at him for a long time. âWhy couldnât you create the whole ten thousand? Why make me put up my only two?â
âYou offered your money of your own free will, Fletch. Youâre in this, too.â
I sighed and took all our money in to Jack McCormack. âTen thousand, right?â
âTin thousand and the three hunnert from before.â
Suddenly I lost my temper. The fact that Iâd had eight thousand bucks in my car without knowing it really got to me.
âThe dealâs off, Jack.â I turned to leave. I had an overwhelming urge to take the money back to Nancy and forget about these little guys.
âHey now,â McCormack cried.