in Cookieâs throat.
âOr Burger,â Robbie went on dreamily. âOr Pizza.â
âNo,â said Miri. âCookie.â
The front door opened. âGuess what!â called their motherâs voice. âI have, in one short hour, solved all of my childrenâs problems.â She clattered into the kitchen. âI solved yours.â She smiled at Miri and Molly and dropped a pile of cat food, box, and litter onto the kitchen table. âAnd yours.â She turned to Ray and Robbie.
âOur problem is weâre hungry,â said Robbie.
âNo,â said Mom. âYour problem is youâre flunking history.â
âItâs called social studies now,â said Ray.
âI call it history,â said Mom. âAnd I just found a way for you to raise your grades.â She looked energetically from son to son. âI ran into Mr. Emory at the grocery storeââRay groanedââStop that. He seemed very nice. And he said that you can get extra credit by doing a Civil War reenactment this Saturday! Isnât that great?â
More groans.
âNow stop that! You donât even know what it is!â
âYeah, we do,â said Robbie. âItâs this totally lame thing where a bunch of old guys get together and pretend that theyâre still fighting in a war that happened, like, two hundred years ago.â
âA hundred and fifty years ago,â corrected Mom. âA war thatâs extremely important in American history.â
âThey dress up.â He snickered.
âYouâll get extra credit,â coaxed Mom.
âNo,â said Ray.
âYouâll learn about the battles that happened around here.â She smiled encouragingly.
âNo,â said Robbie.
âYouâll get lots of exercise,â she said.
âNo,â said Ray.
âYouâll get guns,â said a manâs voice.
Ray and Robbie looked up. Ollie was standing in the doorway. âFor real?â asked Ray.
âYep. Course, theyâre not loaded, just with powder. Makes a pop, though.â Ollie grinned as though this was good news. âYou could get sabers, depending which company youâre in. Probably youâll be Yankees. We never have enough Yankees.â
âWe donât mind being Yankees,â said Ray. He looked at Robbie. âDo we?â
âWhich ones are they?â asked Robbie.
Mom clapped her hand to her head. âNo wonder youâre flunking.â
Ollie stared at Ray and Robbie, shocked. âThe Yankees are the Northerners. The Union. The side that won,â he said in a loud, distinct voice. âThe Confederates are the Southerners. The ones that lost. The ones who lived here. Us.â You idiots, his expression clearly added.
âOh, yeah. Right,â said Robbie. âWeâre in.â
Ollie rolled his eyes and sloped off to the bathroom, muttering about kids today, and Miri shivered as one of the cold drafts that wafted through the old house curled along her neck. She picked up Cookie and huddled the kitten against her chest, where the downy fluff warmed her.
Chapter 3
Donât set the house on fire. Miri and Molly nodded. But if you do set the house on fire, call us. Molly and Miri nodded. Thereâs plenty to eat. Miri and Molly nodded. But donât just eat desserts; have some fruit. Molly and Miri nodded. Donât forget to feed Cookie. Miri and Molly nodded. But donât feed her before two. Molly and Miri nodded. If you have any problems, call us. Nod. Donât watch TV. Nod. You arenât allowed on the Internet when we arenât home. Nod, nod, nod.
Nod, nod, nod, nod, nod, nod, nod.
Now that it was Saturday, a warm, blue-skied October Saturday, Robbie and Ray were even less interested in their Civil War reenactment than they had been a few days before. They moped andshuffled and claimed to be getting sick and announced that life was