swamp and eating people alive, big machines crashing, burning, and exploding, men buried in quick-drying cement. But itâs no movie. Itâs real life.â
Our conversation seemed surreal in this serene setting beneath a crescent moon.
âAnd you suggest I go back there? Why?â
ââCause itâs a great news town, Britt, and youâre a news junkie, just like me. Reporting is what you do best. You and Miami are made for each other.â
I knew she was right. âHow are things at the word factory?â I finally asked.
âWorse since the anthrax scare.â She sighed. âOur incoming mail is all diverted to an off-site mail room, where itâs opened by an eighty-year-old man hired by security.â
âWhy him?â I wondered aloud. âIs he considered expendable? Is he an old snoop who loves reading other peopleâs mail, or is he a wild and crazy octogenarian who lives and breathes for danger?â I wistfully recalled the letters that arrived daily at my desk, penned by wackos, gadflies, indignant readers, eager tipsters, jailed felons, and the guy with the foot fetish.
âMaybe he works cheap.â She shrugged. âAll I know is that he wears gloves and a surgical mask and is shaky with the scissors. Itâs hell, Britt. The mail arrives in pieces with crucial parts missing or mixed up with bits of somebodyâs else letter. Reading it is like trying to put together a jigsaw puzzle. Everybodyâs complaining.â
But she had good news too.
The Heat won the championship and thousands of crazed Miamians descended on downtown. Confetti cannons blasted. Fans partied hard. They did not attack one another or the cops. Nobody got hurt or went to jail. Hard to imagine.
And the news about our friend Ryan Battle, the feature writer who labors at the desk behind mine, was excellent. His leukemia was still in remission.
ââMember Nell Hunter, that new reporter, the cute little one from Long Island?â
âThe blonde?â
âThatâs her. Broke Ryanâs heart.â
âNot again,â I lamented.
âNo sweat, he bounced back,â she said. âNow heâs hot for an intern, purty little thing from Kansas City. Saw them canoodling at the Eighteen Hundred Club the other night.
âNell may be cute as a button, but sheâs a certified bitch. Wrote a story that burned Sam Stone, the Cold Case Squad detective. Included all kinds of personal stuff about his dead parents and ambushed his elderly grandmother. I felt bad for âim. He was real upset. No surprise there. The desk sent Nell out to cover a story on your beat a couple weeks ago.â
âOh?â I didnât think Iâd care, so the hot surge of resentment surprised me. âHowâd she do?â
Lottie shook her head. âNot too well. The first Miami cop she met asked, âWhereâs Britt?â Nell didnât take that kindly. Then she meets the Cold Case sergeant, Craig Burch. As heâs answering her questions, he calls âer Hon.
ââI am not your honey,â she says, and blasts him in front of his detectives.â
âIs she crazy?â
âAppears to be,â Lottie said. âBurch is good people. Most likely he said it âcause he couldnât remember her name. She sure showed her ass. They showed her the door. So she beefed to their lieutenant.â She paused for effect.
âShe went to K. C. Riley?â
Lottie nodded slyly.
âWhy on earth would she do that?â
Lottie rolled her eyes and looked innocent.
âLottie! You didnât!â I put down my dessert fork and stared accusingly.
She shrugged and confessed. âNell called me, mad as a red-assed dog, bitchinâ about sexist pigs. Wanted my advice. How would Britt Montero have handled it? I just tried to help.â
âOh, sure, you and Mother Teresa.â
âI told her you wouldâve marched