apparently weâre both pretty good at not splatting raw eggs into the grass. We got a trophy and everythingâDad kept it on the bookshelf in his and Kariâs living room. To be honest, it wasnât the worst time Iâve ever had in my life, winning that race with Dad. But even last fall, being joined at the leg to my father by a handkerchief wasnât exactly on my top ten list of things to do with myself, and now it
definitely
wasnât.
We were all quiet for a while after that, waiting for our food. Dad started answering a message. Doug went to unscrewing the lids of the salt and pepper shakers, which he obviously was
not
supposed to do, but no one stopped him.
âMe and Annie and Rebecca are going to make cookies tomorrow,â Doug told no one in particular. âWith Annieâs old lady friend Mrs. Finch. She makes good cookies.â
âThatâs nice,â Dad said, still checking his phone.
âYouâve been spending a lot of time with those girls lately,â Kari said, smiling that stretched-out smile of hers.
âYeah,â Doug said. âItâs . . .â He looked like he was thinking about something for a second, but then he shook his head and returned his focus to the salt and pepper shakers. âTheyâre nice.â
I didnât know why Doug had to suddenly start spending all his time with two girls, especially
those
two girls. Rebecca was fine, whatever. Her dad, Dr. Young, was our family doctor. But Annie . . . Annie Richards was Jared Richardsâs little sister. And for the life of me, I couldnât figure out why Doug felt it was necessary to become her best friend in the entire world. Heâd been friends with her in day care, back when it made sense to be friends with whoever happened to sit next to you during snack time on the first day, and then theyâd sort of grown apart, which made sense, too. But in the last few months, Doug had been acting like it was his personal mission to spend every waking second with her. Back in July heâd even turned our entire front yard into an obstacle course that he built just for her, made mostly out of pool noodles that he stole from Aaronâs lifeguarding job.
I mean, itâs not like I thought they sat around talking about how I killed her older brother or anything. But what
did
they talk about?
I just didnât get why they had to be friends, thatâs all.
âDoug, donât mess with the salt,â I told him, once I figured outwhat he was doing. Pouring a thin layer of pepper into the top of the saltshaker, so youâd reach for salt, but get pepper on your fries instead. âTheyâre going to kick us out.â
âYouâre not the boss of me,â Doug snapped back.
âIâll show you whoâs the boss of you,â I told him, making a fist across the table.
âBoys, settle down,â Dad barked at us. âCanât we have one dinner where you donât fight?â
âBut Dougâs trying to prank people,â I argued. I didnât know why I bothered. Everyone knew that Dadâs favorite kids went: Aaron, Doug, me. And I was only on the list because you had to put all your sons on there
somewhere.
âAnd you hate pranks.â
Doug did a lousy job of screwing the lid back on the saltshaker, and then he slid it across the table back to where it went next to the ketchup. âYou ruin all my best pranks,â he pouted at me.
âYou donât have any best pranks,â I told him. Seriously, Doug was the worldâs worst pranker. Aaron was good, and I wasnât too shabby either, but Doug never managed to pull anything off without botching it somehow. Last week, Aaron had pulled probably his best prank ever, which was covering the toilet bowl with Saran Wrap, so that when Doug went to pee, the stream went
everywhere
and Doug thought heâd gone crazy. It was pretty funny until Mom had a