world. Weâre the ones who protect people from being Monstered,â he said eagerly. âI love Hunts â but then, I am a hunt captain, so you might not want to take my word for it. Sometimes new kids are a bit freaked out. But youâll come to love it.â Mac seemed excited just thinking about it.
Jasper wondered how you could ever enjoy hunting something that wanted to hunt you.
âThe other cool thing about Hunts is that theyâre done in teams of kids. No teachers,â Mac continued. âAnd certainly none of the thug brigade.â He gestured towards the prefects.
âWho are they?â squeaked a small boy with mountains of curly blond hair. Jasper hadnât even seen him there, quivering in the next seat. The boyâs green smock said WARF. He was so small he was easy to miss.
âIâm Jasper,â he said, feeling sorry for the little kid.
âUm ... Bertie,â the small boy whispered, looking down at his smock. âBertie Warf.â
âWell, Bertie Warf,â said Mac, âthose thugs are prefects. Theyâre not monster-hunters. Theyâre all from the other Monstrum House â the actual military school. Those kids who didnât get on the plane with you are stuck there, saluting and drilling their way through school. In their final year, the biggest and dumbest of them will come here and join the thug brigade. But they wonât go on Hunts.â
âBut they look like theyâd be good at hunting. Theyâre huge,â said Jasper, thinking theyâd be much more use than weedy Bertie.
âNo way,â said Mac. âTo be a monster-hunter, you need certain characteristics. For a start, you have to be able to think for yourself. Itâs not just about muscle. We were selected to come here because we have what it takes, and they donât. Anyway,â he continued, âtheyâre all older than us â sixteen or seventeen, usually â and their brains are so small they canât see monsters anymore. In fact, they donât even know monsters exist.â
âHow can they be at a monster-hunting school and not know monsters exist?â scoffed Saffy.
âThe teachers make sure they donât find out,â said Mac. âThe prefects think this is a school for serious troublemakers and that theyâre here to keep the kids in line. This is like their tour of duty or something. Theyâre sent work from the other school, about war tactics and military stuff. The rest of the time theyâre just the teachersâ guard dogs.â
No wonder they look so nasty , Jasper thought.
âTheyâre not very bright,â Mac went on, âbut you should still watch out for them. Especially that one,â he said, nodding towards the head prefect who was coming closer. âThey can all get you into trouble, and they do work closely with the teachers.â Then he called out, âIsnât that right, Bruno? You lot love the teachers.â
The head prefect sneered. âShut it, Mac. Youâre already on eighteen penalty points. Just two more and youâre up for a punishment. Donât tempt me.â
Mac grinned, but didnât push it. âWe get penalty points whenever we do something wrong,â he explained. âTwenty points and youâre punished â with something like the Blibberwail.â
Mac waited until Bruno had moved further away. âYou will all get to go on Hunts. Unless the teachers decide you donât have what it takes to hunt monsters. If youâre no good, youâll be shipped back to the first Monstrum House, and weâll see you in a couple of years dressed in camo gear, and thick as two bricks.â
Jasper decided he would definitely rather be with kids like Mac than kids like Bruno.
âWhat I donât get is, if this place is for real, how have they managed to keep it secret?â asked Saffy. âWe can write home â