off at this, but right now I am far, far too mortified, and so is she.
âIâm sorry,â she says, biting her knuckle. âI was just trying to relieve . . . You look so . . .â
âIâm fine, Mom,â I say, launching into what looks like my pacing pattern but is in fact a roundabout dash for the door.
âYes,â she says. âThatâs better anyway. A good brisk walk, that will sort you out.â
Sort me out. By the time I pull the front door closed behind me, I am already almost to the point where I canlaugh. But thatâs probably more from the relief of escape than anything else.
My mother always has my best interest at heart, but we both really need to get out of the house more.
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I am standing at the Bluesâ door again, with the rolled-up portrait of Caligula OâBrien in my hands.
âI thought I threw you out on your ear,â Ronny says, both smiling and snarling. He likes to be displeased.
Itâs one of the reasons he and I are such a great match.
âI brought a present for my girlfriend,â I say.
âO,â I hear Maxie call from off in the distance. âWhat are you do inâ? I told you Iâd let you know. You tryinâ to get the man to punch you in the head?â
âOne,â Ronny says, holding up his thumb, âshe ainât here. Like I already told you. Two,â he says, adding the pinky finger for styling purposes, âshe ainât your girlfriend. And threeââhe adds the ring finger, and now I am certain he practices thisââare you tryinâ to get me to punch you in the head?â
The rain has stopped, but the air is still so heavy with warm damp that it hardly matters, and it doesnât seem like Iâll be invited inside anytime soon. I kick anxiously at the concrete two-step of the Bluesâ stoop, and I persevere.
âIâm not trying to get you to do anything of the kind, Ronny, I assure you, but somethingâs wrong here, I can feel it,and if I have to take a punch in the head to find out whatâs going on with Junie, then I am prepared toââ
Bam.
Right in the side of the head. Ronnyâs unfeasibly big fist with its twelve or thirteen gnarled and calloused knuckles crashes down on me, and I crash right down, on the step, on the sidewalk, on my ass. I feel splits in the structure of my skull, almost making that crackly splintering noise a tree makes when it falls.
But itâs only pain.
He stands over me, fists on his hips, lips pursed, growling. Despite what has happened he is somehow the one furious.
âYou think you can come here and tell me there is something wrong in my own household, and that you are here to straighten it out?â
The left side of my head is a busy little airport of pain planes coming and going, fast and noisy and relentless. If it were balanced, evenâif both sides of me felt the sameâthat would be better, but this is making me want to flop sideways and smother it all out.
âYeah,â I say, perhaps out of sarcasm, or perhaps in an attempt to get him to put me out of my misery, âthatâs what I think.â
He comes down the two slick concrete steps to the slick sidewalk, where I manage to kind of balance awkwardly onone hip and an elbow. He crouches, in his shiny gray shorts, crouches like a catcher, and what I catch is the scent of Satan in his crotch, a sulfuric ammonia eau de cologne that makes me say âOhâ and cover my nose the way I should probably be covering up my face against the beating coming my way.
âDo you know who I am?â he hisses.
I nod, keeping it simple in case itâs a trick question.
âDo you know who I work for?â
Now I see where heâs going, and he doesnât work for the guy. He toadies. Heâs a toad, even among toads, as his own daughter told me on many a shame-filled