go inside and see?â Cleveland asked, and silly us went inside. Arma Jean, Cleveland, Jeff Brown, Charles, and me. Ruby Dean was the smart one that day and went on home.
The church door was locked so we had to climb in through a window. âThe Lord gonna punish us for this,â Arma Jean said when our feet hit the floor.
âAw, we ainât gonna touch nothinââwe jusâ gonna look,â said Charles.
âYeah, yeah, we jusâ gonna look,â squawked Jeff Brown.
The lights inside the church were off, but we could still see the long, shiny black casket with the silver handles standing before the pulpit. We all stayed close together and walked up to the casket.
âWow!â Cleveland whispered.
âDidnât I tell ya! Didnât I tell ya!â Charles hollered.
âShhhhhh! We in church!â I reminded Charles.
âDontcha wanna go up and see who it is?â he whispered, but his voice made an echo in the church.
âNoooo!â Arma Jean and I both said at the same time.
âI wanna see!â squawked Jeff Brown.
âHush! You not suppose to disturb the dead,â Arma Jean said.
âYeah. They might come back and haunt you,â Cleveland said.
âNo they wonât,â said Charles, like he knew all about dead people.
âHow you know?â asked Cleveland.
ââCause the Good Book say, âThe dead know not anything.â So how is he gonna know who lookinâ at him?â Charles answered.
âWhere it say that?â Cleveland wanted to know.
âMissy Violet read it to me from the Bible so I wouldnât be afraid of the dead,â Charles answered.
âWe still got no business in here disturbinâ this dead man,â Arma Jean said.
âYâall a buncha scaredy-cats!â Charles said, and laid his hand on top of the casket. Then he slid his hand back and forth, back and forth. âMan, this feel smooth and slick like a brand-new Cadillac,â he said, showing off. Then Cleveland went over and touched the casket, then Jeff Brown, then Arma Jean, then me. I donât know why I touched it. I guess I did it because Arma Jean did.
âI bet you a quarter you wonât lift up the lid,â Cleveland dared Charles.
âItâs a bet!â
âI hate boys,â Arma Jean said. âAlways darinâ each other and showinâ off.â
Just then, Charles, Mister Biggity Showoff, lifted up the lid. It made a loud CLICK, and a smell like old flowers and turpentine floated up from the casket. And even with the lights off we got a good look at the dead man inside. He was very big and long, and his skin was the color of Brazil nut shells. He had on the nicest suit Iâd ever seen on a colored man, and a ring with a large red stone was on his pinkie finger. Charles touched his face. âHe feels cold and hard,â he said. Then he laid his hand on the dead manâs chest and frowned. âFeels like tissue paper,â he said. Then all of us were touching the dead manâs chest and face and hands. Arma Jean and I jerked our hands away when we touched his chest because it did feel all crinkly like tissue paper.
Charles said that heâd heard that sometimes the undertaker scoops out all of the dead personâs insides and stuffs them with tissue paper so they wouldnât be so heavy. Ugh!
All at once, Mister Charles Elister Paxton Nehemiah Windbush Biggity Showoff reached in the casket and pulled the dead manâs eyelids up. He must have accidentally twisted the dead manâs head too, because all at once his head wasnât facing up toward the ceiling anymore but was facing us! Big, mean, scary gray eyes were staring right at us! Somebody slammed the casket lid down, and we scattered all over the church. Arma Jean and I finally got through the window. I got a splinter in my knee going over the sill.
It turned out the dead man was kin to a lady named Miss