me. I wonder what heâs thinking. He looks extra yummy today, wearing an olive green rip sun T-shirt with some faded cargo shorts and his classic Birkenstocks. His hair is pulled back in a bandana, showcasing his bright blue eyes and rugged bone structure. He should give up surfing and become a model, for real. Even as fine as Jeremy is, he still canât hold a candle to Rahâs glow. Itâs like comparing Chris Brown to Nas. They both may come in nice packaging, but only one has everything Iâm looking for in a dude.
âFor real. Weâve got enough rich bitches taking up space in here. Donât you agree, Jayd?â Mickeyâs got that right. Mistyâs all the broad I can take. Tania was way too extra, just like Trecee. Now with them both out of the picture, maybe I can concentrate more on myself instead of on how to stay away from crazy girls. Iâve wasted enough time this school year with these dudes and their high-drama bitches.
âYes, I do,â I say, taking a bite of my sandwich before following up with a mouthful of Doritos. The food goes so well together, unlike this scene. Everyoneâs paired up, except for me and Jeremy, but I donât think the pressure is as intense for him. Iâve had about all I can take for one day. I need space to breathe.
âI donât mind them being rich,â Nellie says, picking at her food. âItâs just the bitch part that bothers me.â At least sheâs keeping it real. If Nellie had it her way, I know sheâd be over there hanging with the rest of the royalty. I feel bad for my girlâher dream of winning the Homecoming crown came true, but ended up being a nightmare instead.
âIâm going to go to drama class early and study my lines,â I say, clumsily rewrapping my sandwich and stuffing my chips in the bag alongside it. âThe auditions for the Fall Festival are coming up next week and Iâm trying out for Lady Macbeth,â I say, knowing no one heard me. I pick up my soda and backpack, ready to walk down the hill when Tania heads my way. Shit, sometimes Iâm too slow with my escapes. I need a refresher marathon of The Bourne Identity if Iâm going to escape trouble at this school.
âAlready missing me, Jeremy?â Tania says, wrapping her arms around his neck and kissing him on the cheek, while everyone watches, waiting for my response. Reid and Laura, the president and first lady of the Associated Student Body or ASB as we call it, are even on the sidelines watching the show.
âNo, Tania, Iâm not,â he says, taking her hands in his and forcing her off of him. How can he be so cold to his baby-mama, even if they arenât claiming each other? Dudes are a trip.
âNot even a little bit?â Tania says, backing off, but still flirting with her eyes. A rich slut is the worst kind. I bet sheâd fit right in with Paris Hilton and her crew. Maybe sheâll run into them while sheâs in the Big Apple.
âCould yâall take your soap opera somewhere else? Weâre trying to eat over here,â Mickey says, again catching Taniaâs eye. I donât even know what made Tania think she could come over to where Mickey was sitting and feel safe, especially after what went down at the Halloween dance a few days ago. I thought Mickey was going to kill Tania for attempting to plant a worm-infested apple in the cauldron for Nellie to bite into. Too bad Laura took the bait instead.
âNo oneâs talking to you. And besides, itâs a free country last I checked,â Tania snaps back. Now sheâs done it. Mickey puts the remainder of her burger in its container and wipes her hands and mouth on a napkin before slowly rising from her spot next to Nigel, whoâs smiling because he knows whatâs about to go down. Nothingâs more amusing to guys than a chick fight.
âI donât care if the bitch is pregnant,â