was a cop?â
âPolice chief in Appleton. Said heâd drop the charges if Dad married my mother. Dad told me it was better than doing fifteen years hard time.â
âHowâd your mother feel about that?â
âShe wanted to abort me, but my grandfather wouldnât let her. And no daughter of his was giving birth to no bastard child, either. She hated my father from the second she said âI do.â â
âBecause he got her pregnant.â
âBecause she knew being hitched wasnât gonna stop him from boning every gash he could sweet-talk himself into.â
âDoesnât sound like your father had a lot of respect for women.â
âSure he did. And he taught me the same.â
âHow old were you when he started âteachingâ you?â
âAround five, I think. âLot lizardsâll bang anybody,â heâd say, âso if you want to do one of them, enter at your own risk âcause you donât know whatâs living up there.â â
âWhatâs a âlot lizardâ?â
âCarnival sluts. PBQs were a lot safer.â
âAnd a PBQ is ...â
âCarny-speak for âpossum belly queen.â Those are the girls whoâll have sex with you in the compartment under a truck. Dad said they were cleaner because they were more picky about who they did. But he said the best ones to lay are townies like my mother, because once the carnival rolled out, youâd never have to see them again. Turns out he was wrong about that, huh?â
What kind of father talks to his kid this way? Claire might as well have said it aloud because Quimby read her face and flashed that evil grin.
âHe didnât just teach me. He showed me.â
I have no choice; Iâve gotta know . âShowed you what?â
âYou know, like how to have a good time watching porn videos,â Quimby said matter-of-factly. âThen when I was seven, we were in Decatur, Illinois, with the carny, and he had me watch him do a nineteen-year-old to show me how to get a girl off.â
There it is againâthat grin . Iâm gonna wipe it off his face .
âTodd ... your father never touched you, did he?â
She had barely finished the sentence when Quimby flew out of his chair.
âYou calling my father some kinda homo?â
âNo, but since your mother abused you, I had to make sure,â Claire said calmly, though inside she was all Jell-O. âNow why donât you sit down?â
Quimby glared at her, then obeyed.
âMy father didnât hurt me,â he bellowed. âHe told my mother if she ever laid a hand on me again, heâd kill her. He took me on the road with him whenever I didnât have school so I wouldnât have to be near her. That man saved me from that rancid bitch.â
âYou and your dad were pals,â Claire said. âHe really loved you.â
âHow many fathers teach their sons to be a man?â Quimby asked. Claire blinked. âNot many. Not like my dad did with me.â
Keep him on track and heâs mine.
âWere you with him that day?â
âYeah, Fat Ralphie smoked too much crank the night before, and they couldnât get him outta bed, so Dad was manning the shooting gallery and putting the moves on this girl Sara.â
âDid she travel with the carnival?â
âNo, she was a greenie. Thatâs what we call a townie who comes to work for us while weâre there. She was just off a shift in the ticket booth and Dadâs bragging how good I am with the gun.â
âYour father was using you to meet women.â
âHe did it all the time.â
âObviously because it worked.â
âExcept Sara wanted to get into my pants.â
âHow do you know?â
â âCause she bent over to hug me and buried my head between her massive titties. Then she kissed me, except it wasnât no peck