now,â Bill said. âThat doesnât do us any good.â
âI wonder if the Cards will ever win a pennant?â
âNot in our lifetime,â Bill said.
âGee, theyâd go crazy,â Nick said.
âDo you remember when they got going that once before they had the train wreck?â
âBoy!â Nick said, remembering.
Bill reached over to the table under the window for the book that lay there, face down, where he had put it when he went to the door. He held his glass in one hand and the book in the other, leaning back against Nickâs chair.
âWhat are you reading?â
âRichard Feverel.â
âI couldnât get into it.â
âItâs all right,â Bill said. âIt ainât a bad book, Wemedge.â
âWhat else have you got I havenât read?â Nick asked.
âDid you read the Forest Lovers ?â
âYup. Thatâs the one where they go to bed every night with the naked sword between them.â
âThatâs a good book, Wemedge.â
âItâs a swell book. What I couldnât ever understand was what good the sword would do. It would have to stay edge up all the time because if it went over flat you could roll right over it and it wouldnât make any trouble.â
âItâs a symbol,â Bill said.
âSure,â said Nick, âbut it isnât practical.â
âDid you ever read Fortitude ?â
âItâs fine,â Nick said. âThatâs a real book. Thatâs where his old man is after him all the time. Have you got any more by Walpole?â
âThe Dark Forest,â Bill said. âItâs about Russia.â
âWhat does he know about Russia?â Nick asked.
âI donât know. You canât ever tell about those guys. Maybe he was there when he was a boy. Heâs got a lot of dope on it.â
âIâd like to meet him,â Nick said.
âIâd like to meet Chesterton,â Bill said.
âI wish he was here now,â Nick said. âWeâd take him fishing to the âVoix tomorrow.â
âI wonder if heâd like to go fishing,â Bill said.
âSure,â said Nick. âHe must be about the best guy there is. Do you remember the Flying Inn ?â
ââIf an angel out of heaven
Gives you something else to drink,
Thank him for his kind intentions;
Go and pour them down the sink.ââ
âThatâs right,â said Nick. âI guess heâs a better guy than Walpole.â
âOh, heâs a better guy, all right,â Bill said.
âBut Walpoleâs a better writer.â
âI donât know,â Nick said. âChestertonâs a classic.â
âWalpoleâs a classic, too,â Bill insisted.
âI wish we had them both here,â Nick said. âWeâd take them both fishing to the âVoix tomorrow.â
âLetâs get drunk,â Bill said.
âAll right,â Nick agreed.
âMy old man wonât care,â Bill said.
âAre you sure?â said Nick.
âI know it,â Bill said.
âIâm a little drunk now,â Nick said.
âYou arenât drunk,â Bill said.
He got up from the floor and reached for the whisky bottle. Nick held out his glass. His eyes fixed on it while Bill poured.
Bill poured the glass half full of whisky.
âPut in your own water,â he said. âThereâs just one more shot.â
âGot any more?â Nick asked.
âThereâs plenty more but dad only likes me to drink whatâs open.â
âSure,â said Nick.
âHe says opening bottles is what makes drunkards,â Bill explained.
âThatâs right,â said Nick. He was impressed. He had never thought of that before. He had always thought it was solitary drinking that made drunkards.
âHow is your dad?â he asked respectfully.
âHeâs all