mouth. âIâm not afraid of him, the big bully.
Ya-ya!
â she shouts.
They can hear her in Timbuktu, wherever that is. Sheâs going to get us killed.
Across the street, Fred begins to yowl and howl.
Bradley turns and starts toward our tree.
But someone else is yelling; itâs Linny, screeching again. âIâm coming after you!â
Bradley stands frozen for about a quarter of a second; then he throws the hair over his shoulder into the pond and lumbers out of there.
Zack gives me a high five. âGood old Linny after us again,â he says.
âBradleyâs nothing but a sniveling coward.â Yulefski grins. âI read that in a book.â
I close my eyes for a second. Who can bear to look at those teeth of hers? That snarly hair?
She slides off the edge of the platform and wraps her legs around the tree trunk. âI have to get my books. Wait until Sister Appolonia hears Iâve read forty-two this summer.â
It hits me hard.
No wonder I had that nightmare. We were supposed to read three books this summer, then write essays on how they changed our lives.
Zack realizes it, too. He looks as if heâs going into a coma.
Linny yells again. âIâm not fooling. Nanaâs here, and lunch is ready.â
Hand under hand, we climb down the tree and jump the last hundred feet or so. The shock of it goes from my toes straight up to my head.
Yulefskiâs waiting for us, rubbing the mud off the book covers. âMrs. Wu at the library will have a fit if they arenât in good condition,â she says.
âSee you when school starts,â I tell her. âOr maybe around Christmas.â
Nanaâs car is in the driveway, a tomato-red Caddy, probably as old as she is.
Linnyâs still yelling. And is that her friend Becca chiming in? Becca whoâs one big black-and-blue mark from working out at Gussieâs Gym?
Halfway down the street, Yulefski adds to the screeching. âI just remembered the third thing about the you-know-who.â
We stop dead.
âHunter? Zack?â Linny screams.
Another clue. Terrific. âSee you right after lunch,â I tell her.
She blows breath through her braces. âDr. Diglio, the dentist, is seeing me after lunch. Iâll catch up with you.â
âCanât you just tell us now?â I ask.
But Yulefskiâs into suspense. âSee you later.â She skips up the street.
We head for home. Zack is still chewing over the book situation. âHow are we going to read three books in a couple of days?â he moans as we gallop along. He takes a massive jump from the edge of the lawn to the coyote gravestone, and then to the front path.
He snaps his fingers. âSuppose we make the whole thing up?â
âNo good. Sister Appolonia has probably read every book in the world. What else does she have to do?â
Nanaâs in the kitchen. She gives us a hundred hugs. Even with a face thatâs a little cracked, sheâs not bad-looking, andshe gives out the best birthday presents in the world. Too bad sheâs hoping the baby will be named after her. Maizie. I canât think of anything worse. âItâs a boy,â I say, to let her down easy. âK.G.â
She tilts her head.
âKenneth Gerard.â
She smiles, then mixes us up as usual. âYour teeth are really straightening up nicely, Zack.â
Theyâre my teeth, and Dr. Diglio says Iâll be lucky if I donât lose them by the time Iâm twenty.
Whoâll care at that point?
We slide into chairs around the table. Becca sits across from me, going on about gymnastics and Olympics and how sheâs going to sacrifice everything to win a medal.
She frowns. âI just need to get six bucks to pay Gussieâs Gym for the next couple of weeks.â
Linny picks the weirdest friends.
One time, Zack and I sneaked up to Gussieâs window to watch. Diglio the dentist was doing