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and the other is a guy who looks like Hulk Hogan with a buzz cut. "My mother told me never to ride with strangers. "
    "We aren't so strange, " Hulk said. "We're just your average couple of guys. Isn't that right, Habib?"
    "That is just so, " Habib said, inclining his head in my direction and smiling, showing a gold tooth. "We are most average in every way. "
    "What do you want?" I asked.
    The guy in the passenger seat gave a big sigh. "You're not gonna get in the car, are you?"
    "No. "
    "Okay, here's the deal. We're looking for a friend of yours. Only maybe he's not a friend anymore. Maybe you're looking for him, too. "
    "Uh-huh. "
    "So we thought we could work together. You know, be a team. "
    "I don't think so. "
    "Well, then, we're just gonna have to follow you around. We thought we should tell you so you don't get, you know, alarmed when you see us tailing you. "
    "Who are you?"
    "That's Habib over there behind the wheel. And I'm Mitchell. "
    "No. I mean, who are you? Who do you work for?" I was pretty sure I already knew the answer, but I thought it was worth asking anyway.
    "We'd rather not divulge our employer's name, " Mitchell said. "It don't matter to you anyway. What you want to remember is that you don't cut us out of anything, because then we'd be annoyed. "
    "Yes, and it is not good when we become annoyed, " Habib said, wagging his finger. "We are not to be taken lightly. Is that not so?" he asked, looking to Mitchell for approval. "In fact, if you annoy us we will spread your entrails across an entire parking space of my cousin Muhammad's 7-Eleven parking lot. "
    "What are you, nuts?" Mitchell said. "We don't do no entrails shit. And if we did, it wouldn't be in front of the 7-Eleven. I go there for my Sunday paper. "
    "Oh, " Habib said. "Well, then, we could do something of a sexual nature. We could perform amusing acts of sexual perversion on her . . . Many, many times. If she lived in my country she would forever be shamed in the community. She would be an outcast. Of course, since she is a decadent and immoral American she will undoubtedly be accepting of the perverse acts we will inflict upon her. And it is most possible that because we will be inflicting the perversions upon her, she will enjoy them immensely. But waitwe could also maim her to make the experience unpleasant in her eyes. "
    "Hey, I don't mind about the maiming, but watch it with the sexy stuff, " Mitchell said to Habib. "I'm a family man. My wife catches wind of anything like that, and I'm toast. "

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    "We want your pal Ranger, and we know you're looking for him, " Mitchell said.
    "I'm not looking for Ranger. Vinnie's giving him to Joyce Barnhardt. "
    "I don't know Joyce Barnhardt from the Easter Bunny, " Mitchell said. "I know you. And I'm telling you, you're looking for Ranger. And when you find him, you're gonna tell us. And if you don't take this to be a serious . . . Responsibility, you'll be real sorry. "
    "Re-spons-i-bility, " Habib said. "I like that. Nicely put. I teenk I will remember that. "
    "Think, " Mitchell said. "It's pronounced 'think. ' "
    "Teenk. "
    "Think!"
    "That is what I said. Teenk. "
    "The raghead just came over, " Mitchell said to me. "He used to work for our employer in another capacity in Pakistan, but he came over with the last load of goods, and we can't get rid of him. He don't know much yet. "
    "I am not a raghead, " Habib shouted. "Do you see a rag on this head? I am in America now, and I do not wear these things. And it is not a nice way that you say this. "
    "Raghead, " Mitchell said.
    Habib narrowed his eyes. "Filthy American dog. "
    "Blubber-belly. "
    "Son of a camel-walla. "
    "Go fuck yourself, " Mitchell said.
    "And may your testicles fall off, " Habib responded.
    Probably I didn't have to worry about these guysthey'd kill each other before the day was over. "I have to go now, " I said. "I'm going to my parents' house for lunch. "
    "You must not be doing so good, " Mitchell said, "you