itâs shallow, but I just wanted to put that out there.â
âOkay, letâs not entirely devote this meeting to trash-talking the candidates, but we might as well get it out there,â Evan said. He knew how these things went. This was his fourthcompetition and the second one heâd been president for. âAnd yeah, the screaming was a little intense.â
âI like Shelly,â Marco offered, discussing the Beta Theta Tau candidate. âShe sent us a DVD of her dance recital.â
âFrom high school?â Calvin, Grantâs boyfriend and Evanâs reliable Little Brother, chimed in.
âNo, she still dances. Or something. You know, I didnât pay a lot of attention to things that werenât her dancing.â Marco held up the CD. âYouâre welcome to watch it. Itâs not that long.â
âIs it skanky?â Trip asked.
âItâs not pole dancing. Sheâs a ballerina. And thereâs a jazz thing at the end.â
âOkay, thatâs kind of gay. No offense, guys,â Trip said to Calvin and Grant, and they nodded accordingly. âI mean, itâs lame.â
âWhatâs wrong with a ballerina?â Grant said. âItâs a wholesome image.â
âWhen I think ballerinas, I think nutcrackers,â Trip said. âNot cool.â They all squirmed a little once they understood him. âDoes she wear a pink froo-froo?â
âTutu,â Calvin corrected. âHow do you not know that?â
âUm, the whole nutcracking thing?â
âSomebody had a traumatic childhood.â
Evan rolled his eyes. âFine, itâs wholesome and a little lame.â
âPlus, I heard ballerinas ruin their feet. With the shoes,â Trip said. âI donât want to look at bloody feet.â
âWhen are we going to look at her feet?â
âDude, she does the jazz thing. Watch the DVD. Her feet are fine,â Marco said, defending his choice. He had been herchampion during the secret nomination process, so it wasnât a surprise. âShe almost single-handedly won the dance competition. Or she came close. I would have voted for her.â
âYeah, Marco, I think we all know that now. Who won, anyway? Oh right, the Gamma Psis,â Grant said.
âIf weâre going to vote for Natalie and the Gamma Psisâand Iâm not saying we should, just that we should think about everyone equally because we bothered to nominate themâwe have to consider the pity-vote factor,â Calvin said.
âWhat, because their house burned down?â
âDoes it look like pity if we vote for her, or is it respectful not to take it into account? Like, if she wins, will it look as if we voted for her because she lost her house?â Marco asked. He shuddered. âI canât believe we had to serenade her in the freshman dorms.â
âThat was lame.â
âWe canât hold it against her, certainly,â Evan pointed out. âWe should take it into account, but itâs not what defines a sweetheart.â
âWhat does define a sweetheart?â Trip asked. âBecause Rebeccaâs not real sweet, if you know what I mean. Except maybe to youââ
Before Evan could even say something, Calvin jumped to his defense. âThis is not about Evan and Rebecca. We all voted for her nomination. It was a house decision.â
âIâm not saying she shouldnât have been nominated. Sheâs not one of the blonde social climbers ZBZ is so famous for,â Trip said. âIâm just saying what weâre all thinking, which is that we shouldnât keep giving the award to whomever Evan is currently sleeping with.â
âTrip, youâre out of line,â Evan said, trying to keep his voiceeven. It was true. Evan was involved with Casey the previous year, and when she was nominated he ran a serious campaign for her in the house. âI