him alone. Happy immediately looked worried and guilty in equal measures, his standard default position. JC laughed and led him away, so they could talk privately. Kim hovered next to Melody, pretending an interest in the high tech, some of which immediately stopped working, in protest to her very existence.
âIâm getting a really bad feeling about this place, Happy,â said JC. âAnd Iâm not even psychic. So what are you feeling? What are you seeing and hearing with that marvellous mutant mind of yours?â
Happy scowled, looking around the deserted factory in a decidedly shifty manner. âTo be honest, JC, I think opening up in here could be really dangerous. Even with all my mental shields battened down and welded shut, I canât help picking up things. Really unpleasant things. Weâre not alone in here. Somethingâs watching . . . and waiting. Thereâs no telling what might come jumping out of the shadows the moment I lower my shields.â
âMan up, Happy,â said JC. âShow some balls and shake them at the shadows. Youâre the team telepath, the mental marvel, so get on with it. Justify your presence here, or I wonât sign off on your expenses claims.â
âBully,â muttered Happy. âCan I at least take a few of my little helpers? My chemical companions in need?â
JC sighed. âI thought we were weaning you off those?â
Happy wouldnât meet his gaze, fumbling in his pockets. âMost people take pills to see strange and unusual things, I take pills to keep the weird away. Youâre the reason I need these things, JC, you, and the job. If you could See the things I See . . . or maybe you do, these days, with those amazing new eyes of yours . . .â
âStick to the subject,â said JC.
âI am! The world isnât what most people think it is,â Happy said sadly. âItâs a bigger world, and far more crowded. And if you could see whatâs peering over our shoulders and tugging at our sleeves, youâd fry your neurons with powerful chemicals, too. If you want me to track down whatâs in here with us, and look it in the eye, I need a little something to back me up!â
âTake your pills,â said JC. âYouâre all grown-up now. You know what you need.â
Happy produced half a dozen plastic containers and rolled them back and forth in his hand, squinting at the handwritten labels. Heâd moved far beyond mass-produced pharmaceuticals and worked his own mix-and-match magic to produce skull-poppers and mind-expanders of such ferocity they would have made Hunter S. Thompson weep with joy. He finally settled on some fat yellow capsules and dry-swallowed three with the ease of long practice. He straightened up abruptly, as though throwing off a heavy weight, a wide grin stretching across his face.
âOh yes, thatâs the stuff to give the boys! Nothing like self-medication to hit the spot!â He giggled suddenly. âWhoâs the man? Watch me now! Side effects are for wimps! My heartâs pounding and my liverâs whimpering and my brain is running on nitrous oxide! Iâm moving so quickly, Iâll pass myself in a minute. Slow slow, quick quick slow suicide perhaps, but it beats the hell out of self-harming. Now, let me See . . . I was right. Weâre not alone in here. Iâm picking up all kinds of savagery, and not only from the murder. Rage, hunger, violence . . . and itâs not human. Not even alive, as such. Old, very old . . . Something really bad happened here, JC, and I think itâs still happening.â
âThatâs it?â said JC, after Happy had been quiet for a while. âI donât know why I keep you around. Could you be any more vague? There are psychic pets on television who are more specific than you!â
âIâm quite willing to go back and wait in the van till itâs all over,â said