be lying around everywhere, as did gardening forks, shovels, hand trowels, and two-cubic-foot bags of pre-fertilized soil.
But so far, only one week short of Memorial Day weekend, there was little to show for it. Everything seemed to be going so slowly this year. That troubled Nan, for whom bloom bursts of lilacsâboth of the regular and dwarf Korean varietyâajuga, irises, and bridal wreath spirea typically marked her favorite holiday, which was by common accounting in this neck of the woods to be the first day of summer. She watched in sullen disappointment as the passing front yards slowly slid by.
About halfway down the block on the right was the Knightsâ. Here was a sign of encouragement: The Knightsâ dwarf Korean lilacs were leafing nicely!
âI wonder how theyâll look in a week or two, after all that extreme pruning they did last year,â Nan said. âBleeding hearts are out, but just barely. Must have been the long winter. I mean, jeez, ours just poked through the ground a week or so ago. Theyâre going to get all covered up by the hosta before they even get going.â
Liviaâs winter had lingered into the first week of May, and it wasnât until late April that the ground finally thawed. The last showers of snowflakes had come in two quick, sloppy bursts just a week and a half earlier. There followed a period of cool, showery weather that had kept everyone indoors. Already it was May 19, and the temperature had just nicked 60 the previous Saturday.
The result of all this was that Liviaâs gardening season had been set back two to three weeks. Sure, the crocuses and tulips had come out a few weeks agoâbright, shiny medallions of purple, white, red, and yellow punctuating the last watery snow-scapes of the seasonâbut not a sign of hosta. There wasnât even any spring phlox yet.
âOkay,â Nan said. âTime to go check out Waveland Circle. Letâs see what Marta Poppendauberâs up to this year, assuming sheâs even started.â
The Burdickâs three-foot-by-two-foot wooden sign stood right next to the driveway of the house on Waveland. It trumpeted the news: CONGRATS! MARTA AND HAM P., RUNNERS-UP, BURDICKâS BEST YARD CONTEST !
âHmmm,â said Nan. âHow come they havenât put ours back up? We won the stupid contest.â
George and Nan gazed into the yard that had so dazzled them last June. Everywhere, there were signs of beginning cultivation, with freshly planted annuals dotting the yard and filling numerous flowerpotsâboth hanging and on pedestalsâof all sizes. Gardening tools and bags of fertilizer were everywhere. Clearly, here was a work of art in the making.
A middle-aged couple stood behind their picture window watching them. They waved. George and Nan waved back to Marta and Ham Poppendauber, and pulled out of the cul-de-sac.
âTime to go check on last yearâs biggest loser, â Nan said.
About a mile to the south, Dr. Phyllis Sproot was outside, squatting over a large patch of freshly turned dirt. She was wearing a big woven-straw sun hat encircled with a black leather band that George couldnât help but imagine emblazoned with a skull and crossbones, sunglasses with oversized lenses that made her look as if she were part praying mantis, and a bandanna knotted into strangulation tightness around her neck. She clawed violently at the ground with a hand cultivator.
âScary,â Nan whispered.
âYeah,â George said. âI wonder if sheâs planning a big comeback this year.â
âEven if she does, who cares? There wonât be another contest like last yearâs to get people all riled up. And there wonât be another for four more years if my mathâs correct. Burdick just said theyâd have it every five years, correct? With any luck, weâll all just quietly tend our gardens this year and everyone can keep out of the news.