of grilled Taylor Pork Roll, eggs, and cheese on a roll with salt and ketchup. Itâs a Jersey thing.
A little after one, I swing by the tired mansion on Beach Lane. 1818 looks even worse in the sunshine. Itâs not storm damage. Itâs time damage.
Iâm in a clean polo shirt, shorts, and flip-flops. I also forgot to shave. Like I said, itâs Saturday.
When I rap my knuckles on the screen door, Christine answers it. Sheâs in a cheery smock decorated with kittens and puppies, loose fitting green scrub pants, and pink-and-white running shoes. She smiles when she sees itâs me. I try not to wince when I notice how much make-up she had to trowel onto her neck to hide her ring of bruises.
âHey,â I say.
âHey,â she whispers back.
âYou okay?â I ask, wondering why she is whispering.
âYeah. Dr. Rosenâs still asleep.â
I guess when youâre ninety-four, the rules about when you should wake up on Saturday are even looser.
âThanks for setting me up with Becca last night.â
âSure. So, do you have some place to stay tonight?â Iâm whispering now, too. Donât want to wake the old guy up.
âYes. Dr. Rosen is letting me have the other guest bedroom.â
âThe other one?â
âThe night nurse, Monae, already lives here. Sheâs asleep right now, too, because she stays up all night, every night. Makes sure Dr. Rosen doesnât fall again. Thatâs why he needs the twenty-four-hour awake care. He slipped and fell a while ago. Broke his hip on the terrazzo tile floor in the kitchen.â
I flinch. Terrazzo is hard stuff. Falling on it would feel like whacking your leg with a bowling ball.
âHe went to rehab, did PT. Heâs still not great on his feet, though. Balance issues. Neuropathy in his feet.â
âDid you get everything out of Mrs. Oppenheimerâs place?â
âNot yet. Monaeâs brother and sister are going to help me move the rest. I donât have much. Mostly clothes. Couple books.â
âWhen do you plan to do this?â
âTonight. Shona wonât be home. She has big plans with the Rosens.â
Okay. Now Iâm confused. âMrs. Oppenheimerâs coming up here while youâre down at her place?â
âIâm sorry. Dr. Rosenâs son, David, is married to Judith who is Shonaâs sister. Those are the Rosens that Shonaâs seeing tonight; David and Judith.â
âSo, did Mrs. Oppenheimer help you land this job with her sisterâs father-in-law?â
She nods. I get the sense this is something else she just doesnât want to talk about right now.
âWell, Iâm free tonight,â I say. âIf you guys need any help with the move.â
âWhat?â Christine shoots me a sly and dimpled grin. âItâs Saturday night, Danny Boyle. Donât you have a hot date?â
âNope. Not tonight.â
âReally?â
I hold up my hand like a Boy Scout. âScoutâs honor.â
âGood to know.â
Yes, I believe Christine Lemonopolous, the lovely Greek goddess, is flirting with me. Not that I mind. Hey, itâs Saturday. Iâm off-duty. I have a pulse.
Feeling the need to blow off a little steam, I head over to the Sunnyside Playland Video Arcade.
Sunnyside Clyde, the small-time amusement parkâs mascot, greets me. Clyde is this big, baggy-panted surfer dude with a huge ray-rimmed sun for a head who always wears dark sunglasses. I never understood why. If youâre supposed to be the sun, do you really need sunglasses? Why? In case you see yourself in a mirror?
Anyway, Sunnyside Clyde waves when he sees me because the guy sweating inside the giant foam rubber ball is another pal of mine, Josh Grabo.
âHey, Danny,â his voice is muffled by his bright orange padding.
âHey, Josh.â
âClyde, dude. Iâm on duty.â
âRight.