table and sipped it calmly. She preferred the real deal, but figured fake IDs were tacky at a funeral.
âAs usual, your tact astounds,â I said before scanning the reception. Itâd been an hour already. Drunken socialites, mingling, mingling, busboys serving those little sandwiches, and yet more mingling. But no Hyde. He hadnât shown up yet.
Because he wonât, because heâs dead. Dead and buried and fully decayed. It was impossible for Hyde Hedley to be breathing when Ralph Hedley himself had confirmed him dead to the press all those years ago. They buried his body in the very cemetery Iâd just left. It was ridiculous. The guy was clearly a jackass trying to stir shit. Asshole.
And yet he knew my name.
âBut no, seriously, Dee.â Ade shifted in her seat so her judge-y glare could get a better angle. âYou honestly think that the guy you met at the cemetery is someone whoâs been dead for years? And youâre thinking this while being fully sober?â
âI know. It sounds stupid.â Iâd been trying to convince myself of that for the past hour.
âNo, it sounds like old wounds tearing open.â She tapped my chest with a finger. âHyde Hedley.â She laughed. âYou liked that kid a lot. I know. We all knew. You were all âoohâ in love or whatever.â
My face flushed. âWhat? Ew, no!â
âYep. Totally imprinted on him.â Ade snorted. âThat one Christmas break I caught you planning your wedding. You had lists .â
I slumped in my seat. âI recall no lists.â
âLook, just drop it, Dee. Itâs only natural that youâd think about him at his dadâs funeral, but your zombie boyfriend fantasies just arenât healthy. Itâs been years. You need to let shit go.â
She was right.
âWanna play âSpot the Celebâ?â Ade smoothed her long hair over her shoulders and flicked her head past me. âLook. Itâs totally that judge on Sew or Die !â
âHoly crap, really ?â
âYep. Two oâclock. See her?â
I had to stand to see over the sea of heads, but I found her: a woman with a white-blonde bob and some pretty insane earrings on top of that. Seriously. They dangled from her ears like thin streaks of pure gold. They probably were.
âBeatrice-Rey Hoffen? Hoffer? Hoffer-Rey?â I shook my head.
Neither of us were that into fashion really, but watching designers spiral into major depressive episodes on an almost periodical basis while being given increasingly ludicrous challenges day after day made for fun Thursday nights. Beatrice Hoffer-Rey was on Sew or Die because she was the editor in chief of Bella Magazine : published, of course, by Hedley Publications.
And, you know, I was the daughter of a guy who packaged drinks at a warehouse, so obviously I didnât feel out of place here in the slightest.
âHey, Dee, remember that one episode when she pushed Vogue âs creative director into a fountain because of some perceived slight?â
âYeah?â
âI loved that episode. Oh!â Sheâd yelped because of the young man whoâd snuck up behind her and slid his hand up her shoulder. A sharply dressed young man. One of plenty in the vicinity, of course, but this one had a name I actually remembered. Why wouldnât I? His stepmom had pushed Vogue âs creative director into a fountain on reality TV.
âHey,â he said.
âAnton?â Ade strategically let a girly little flutter into her voice. She always said that some guys just needed the ego boost.
Anton Rey. Beatrice Hoffer-Reyâs stepson. Ade had pointed him out to me as soon as weâd arrived at the reception. I only recognized his perfectly styled blonde coif because it somehow always ended up tangled in some modelâs willowy fingers if his countless Page Six appearances were any indication. And yet, while I could barely