puke on the first landing.
âLooks promising,â I sneered.
Tracy held my hand as we entered the apartment and dragged me directly toward the kitchen. Green Day was blasting. A few murky lights burned in the corners. There were lots of bodies, lots of sweaty faces, but nobody I recognized from school. A few rocker sluts were pinned down in the corners giving face to major scum.
âWhere are we?â I shouted over the music.
âItâs some poor idiotâs idea of a bachelor pad.â Tracy shrugged her shoulders and pointed to the Bud babe poster taped to the wood-paneled wall. âI think his name is Chuck or something.â
âAnd what kind of guy is Chuck?â I asked.
âProbably an ex-football player who didnât get a scholarship and is now doing time at the local community college, trying to get his grades up for a shot at state college in two years. Maybe heâll even make something of himself as long as he doesnât kill anybody in the meantime.â Tracy went straight for the refrigerator, which was scarfed down to a torn open twelve-pack of Milwaukeeâs Best. Tracy took two and handed me one. I scanned the room and began sorting through the dismal prospects. The problem with jocks is that theyâre as interchangeable as a lightbulb. And when they look at you at this time of night itâs with only one purpose in mind. Gross.
âTastes like Lake Michigan,â Tracy said, looking at the can.
I opened the freezer. âWhat do you suppose is in those plastic containers?â I asked.
âBody parts,â some fathead said, butting in to grab a beer.
âHow come looking around this room gives me very little reason to doubt you?â I asked.
âMaybe you watch too many scary movies,â he said.
âOr lived them.â Tracy began drifting away.
âWhere are you going?â I asked.
âOver there.â She pointed toward the couch. âYou still know how to scream donât you?â
I leaned against the kitchen counter trying to look ugly when Mr. Body Parts started hitting on me like I owed him something for the beer. He was an overweight musclehead with little or no understanding of his incredible lack of charm.
âIâm Chuck. Who are you?â He let out a huge belch, popping his beer can open one-handed.
âIâm gone.â I turned and headed for the bathroom which, thank God, nobody had puked in yet. I sat on the toilet, but was totally pee shy. My limbs felt cold, and I wished I was at home curled under my sheets sleeping toward tomorrow.
Someone hurriedly pounded on the door, so I pulled my corduroys up, flushed the toilet, and opened the door. Chuck comes barreling in and locks the door behind him. Fatsoâs got a big drunken date-rape grin leaking across his face, and heâs acting all superior, like maybe heâs too good for me and Iâm about to get lucky.
âWe meet again,â he says.
âWe say good-bye again.â I tried getting around him, but he stood in the way and stared at my breasts like the vacant drooling ape that he was.
âWhatâs your hurry?â he asked.
âWell, to be honest, I really donât want to watch you pee.â
âWhat are you doing in here then?â
âIâm not here, itâs just an illusion.â I tried getting past him again, but he pinned me against the towel rack, pressed his nose against mine to advertise his psycho capabilities.
âYou feel like youâre here to me.â He laughed, as if the two sides of his brain were trying to outwit each other, then he grabbed my waist and pushed his against mine, so I could feel the merchandise packed under his denim jeans. He looked compulsive and prone to irrational ideas, someone who might prove very harmful if not handled with the utmost care.
When his hand slid up my arm and over my breast I stepped back and kicked him in the balls as hard as I