representing his childhood buddy and basketball star Shaquille OâNeal.
You know how Perry met Tim? He sat behind him as a freshman in social studies class simply because Timâs last name starts with a p and Perryâs begins with an r . Six minutes into the first class, Tim turned to Perry and said, âHey, buddy, you got 25 bucks?â
âWhat?â Perry asked.
âLook,â Tim said. âThe Showboat has this contest. Takes $50 to enter. You pick every NFL game for the whole season. If you have the best record at the end of the year, you win a house. I got $25. But I donât got $50. You got 25 bucks?â
âYeah,â Perry said, âI got 25 bucks.â
So they went in together. They got beaten up pretty good that first week, and winning the top prize was out of the question. So Tim said, âIâve got an idea: Letâs shoot for Fiddle in the Middle!â That was the prize awarded to anyone who could compile a record at the end of the season that was exactly .500.
They didnât win that, either. But the consolation prize was the biggest of all. They got to know each other, and after more than twenty years and some million-dollar deals together, Perry is still shaking his head and smiling at the memory of Fiddle in the Middle.
It wasnât long before everybody at Bishop Gorman knew Tim. Tim and Little Frank became the school bookies. There was nothing at all clandestine about the operation. âHey, whatâs the line on Baltimore?â other kids would shout as Tim and Little Frank walked the halls or ate in the cafeteria. There were even teachers who bet with them. If this is hard to fathom, youâve got to remember that gambling is legal in Las Vegas. Itâs in the air. At graduation services in the school chapel, casino chips are welcome in the collection plate.
Sure, youâre supposed to be 21 to bet. But Tim couldnât help it if he felt 37 when he was 14. And Little Frank had gotten a pretty good education in public relations at the Barbary Coast. The two were thoughtful enough to pass along a book of comp tickets for the restaurants at the Barbary Coast to the dean of students âjust in case it comes in handy.â
Occasionally, a kid would lose his lunch money for a week to Tim and Little Frank, and his mother would go into the dean of students to complain. So the dean would call Tim and Little Frank into his office for a chat to keep them in line and get an idea who was betting what. Tim and Little Frank would pass on a tidbit of information, and the conversation would degenerate to laughter. âWhat?â the dean of students would say. âCurt Magleby bet the Cubs ?â
Cubs games were one of the most frequently bet because there were no lights at Wrigley Field back then, and the games started in the afternoon. The two-hour time difference allowed Tim to get in the first action of the day at 11:00 AM . It was hot stuff back then to have a sports pager. In those days a pager was the size of a pack of cigarettes, and it cost about $400 a month to access the constant updates. But classes had a little more juice with the beeper announcing every run scored and change of inning.
Apparently, one teacher was not at all amused. Mr. Ward taught business just before lunchâexactly the time the games at Wrigley Field started. âI know youâve got one of those damn beeper things,â he said as Tim approached the classroom one day. âDo you have it on you now?â
âWhat are you talking about?â Tim shot back. With all due respect to honesty, no self-respecting bookie was going to surrender his beeper to his fourth-period business teacher.
â You know what Iâm talking about,â Ward said. âIf you have it on you now, I want it. You are not to bring it into my classroom! And if you do bring it into my classroom, Iâm kicking you out!â
Tim had it safely tucked away in his