in a while, d. Heâd thought of another reason.â
âWhatâs c, having sex anytime he wants?â
âHe talked constantly. Heâd say things he thought were funny. Heâd start telling me a fact, anything, about world populations and go on and on. One time I asked him a question about the Supreme Court he couldâve almost answered yes or no. He started talking and I wanted to shoot myself.â
âYou were fucked, and you did it to yourself,â Helene said. âBilly tells long stories about investigationsâI guess for the governmentâand makes it sound like heâs in it. Billy goes, âMe? No.â Takes a swig of champagne. âBut I know things.â Heâs either a lovable jerkoff or, I donât know, maybe some kind of CIA guy. But you know whatâs weird? Wherever we are, I know somehow heâs going to hand me a glass of champagne.â
âHe turns you down, youâre still a runway star with the hair and the body.â
âIf I ever get in shape again. Youâre the first person Iâve felt I can talk to. You know why Iâd marry him, all the bullshit aside, because heâs a fucking honest-to-God billionaire. I knew youâd smile. He doesnât have to be funny. He can talk all he wants. But why is he always handing me a glass of champagne?â
âI wouldnât think to get you drunk and seduce you.â
âIâm practically bare-ass on the boat. No top, ever, out of sight of land. He doesnât want some sneak with binoculars seeing what heâs got.â
Dara said, âWhatâs the problem?â
âI donât know how long I can last.â
âIf you want to quit, go out in the boat tomorrow and throw up.â
âI donât get seasick.â
âPut your finger down your throat. Or, stay with it and write a book. Tell what happens going around the world with a billionaire. And maybe around and around. You could get an advance, I think at least a million, and a pro to write it for you. Whatâs the difference?â
âIf he turns me down, I write the book in my own words. And if I marry him I donât have to write the book.â
Dara said, âIâm gonna stop worrying about you.â
They got back to the table as Xavier and Billy Wynn were coming with a Somali in a white suit, the shirt open, a yellow scarf looped about his shoulders. Xavier calling, âDara, we got us a pirate.â
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F IVE OF THEM SAT around the table with bottles of Blanc de Blanc Billy brought from the bar he said for openers, Xavier anxious to introduce his pirate.
âDara, like you to meet Idris Mohammed.â
Idris rose to his feet and bowed.
âCommander of a gang of swashbucklers run out in the gulf and hijack whatever ships look good. Idris say heâs never lost a man or killed any crew on the ships.â
âI canât tell you,â Dara said, âhow happy I am to meet you. May I call you Idris?â It got a look from Xavier.
Her pirate had those Somali cheekbones in a thin face, a good-looking guy with a neat beard and white teeth smiling at her. He said, âYes, Idris, of course,â with an African accent.
Dara asked him, not wasting a moment, if he thought of himself as a pirate, or had a more acceptable name for what he did. Idris smiled.
âI think of us as the Coast Guard giving fines to ships that contaminate our seas, thousands of them leaving their waste in the waters we once fished.â
âYou were a fisherman?â
âMy family.â
âYou speak English so wellâdid you ever live in America?â
âYou detect that, uh? Yes, Miami University in the state of Ohio for part of several years.â
âWow,â Dara said. âWhat did you study?â
âIt was my understanding you donât study too much there.â
Dara smiled and then Idris smiled.
âYouâre my first