shining length of fabric Alanna presented to me. âI think they make a great couple, and who cares that heâs younger. Something tells me any centaur who Victoria loves is going to need to be young and highly athletic.â
We laughed in agreement. I wrapped the towel around myself and sank down onto the padded seat of my vanity chair, relaxing into Alannaâs expert hands as she tried to tame my wild red hair.
âI seriously need a trim.â I mentally calculatedâ¦Iâd been in this world for almost six months, and I hadnât had my thick curls trimmed for several weeks before Iâd been yanked over here. Man, my hairdresser, Rick, would have an apoplectic attack if he could see me now. Rick always said, âGirlfriend, I donât know why youâd ever let a woman touch your hair. Theyâre in competition with you, so they just look for hateful little ways to make yâall look like shit. I donât mind if you look fabulous. Weâre not, shall we say, dipping out of the same punch bowl.â You have to admit he had a point.
âWomen do not cut their hair.â
I snorted, remembering ClanFintan saying something very much like that several months ago.
âLet me clue you in, my friend.â I spoke to her reflection in the mirror. âThereâs nothing wrong with a little snip-snip once in a while. I swear Iâve seen more split ends in the past six months than I have in the past decade. Youâd think we were at a Pentecostal retreat.â
Alanna didnât say anything. She was becoming used to my out-of-this-world babblings. Apparently she enjoyed the excitement now that she trusted me not to bite her head off. And, yes, I mean that literally. Iâm telling you, Rhiannon was not a nice girl.
I contemplated silently how I was going to go about mass hair trimmings while Alanna finished my hair and makeup. When I had first awakened in this new world, I had felt awkward about Alanna waiting on me. Because she is the mirror image of my best friend (in any world), Suzanna, it felt somehow, I donât know, blasphemous, to allow her to coif me, clothe me and coddle me. But I have come to the realization that I am Alannaâs job. Sheâs technically my slave, but thatâs ridiculous and I called bullshit on that as soon as she told me about it. So now I tell myself, and everyone else, that sheâs my personal assistant and I let her have her way with me.
Okay, I admit I like the attention.
And Suzanna always was great at everything that had to do with being a Lady. She had to be. Sheâs Southern Mississippi born and raised, transplanted in adulthood to Oklahoma (which they donât consider a part of the True South). And being a Lady of the South must be some kind of crossdimensional-genetic-imprint, because Alanna definitely did Dixie proud.
Alanna squeezed my shoulder, signaling that she was done with my coiffure. I stood and held my arms out while she wound a shimmery piece of golden silk around my body until it hung in beautiful folds, accentuating my deep curves and long legs.
âHold this while I find that new brooch.â
I held the slick material together at my left shoulder while Alanna dug through a pile of gold and sparkles that pooled on my vanity.
âHere is itâ¦â She held a brooch out for my inspection. âIs it not exquisite?â
âOhmygod, itâs beautiful!â I breathed a long, sincerely jewelry-loving sigh.
It was a golden miniature replica of my husbandâa plunging, centaur warriorâcomplete with a diamond-handled claymore, which he held before him in both hands, streaming hair (or mane, whichever way you wanted to look at it) and plenty of muscles (both horse and human). It looked so lifelike that for a moment I thought I felt it quiver. And in this world, you never know.
âWowââ I peered down at the brooch as Alanna pinned it into place ââit