while Aila stayed in bed, with the phone glued to one ear.
After the wedding, she and Nayan had gone back to her parentsâ house and she âdied a thousand deathsâ to see the makeshift wedding gate her mother had put outside the house in Morden and the decorations on the front door. So embarrassing, and then there was more horror to come, as they sat through the whole gift thing while her mother analysed who gave what and how much each piece of gold was worth.
Aila changed ears. âSo we had lunch. Weâre ready to leave and then you wouldnât believe the performance. She cried and sobbed and wailed and showed more emotion as I leaving than sheâs shown in my entire life.
âBut Dad was so sweet â he just smiled and kissed my forehead and we drive drove to Nayâs and itâs all fine, no decorations out the front. But I was offered a glass of the âceremonial drinkâ which actually tastes like batâs piss, I tell you.
âBy this time Iâm exhausted and Nayâs roomâs been done up with flowers and garlands and petals across the bed, never mind that I know the bed quite well. We crash out early. No action; weâre both dead and have a long lie in the next day.
âThen talk about true colours. Day one and I have to cook lunch. Now Iâm his motherâs personal slave. She hasnât lifted a finger to wash up or clean since I got here. I canât come at calling her Mata and Iâm thinking âbitch faceâ wonât work. Nay says he understands and I should just be patient, but he doesnât. I canât wait to get back to work.â
Aila cut in. âYouâll be allowed to work?â
âGot to save before we start a family. But no more bunking off.â
âGuess not.â She brought Shaf up to speed on the goings on at the club to giggles and omigods until duty summoned them both and Shaf was gone. âComing Ma,â Aila called out and, as she went downstairs, she wondered what the next crisis would be.
Nessa waited at the old mahogany table with a brown envelope on her lap, âThereâs been some news,â she said, without looking up. âWeâve had a proposal.â
So Aila sat down. Sheâd dealt with this one before. âOh God, not Shamim again. Itâs getting out of hand, you know. Every time I go to the restaurant he does that hang-dog thing and I just want to swat him, Ma. Canât you speak to Dad about him?â
âNo, itâs not Shamim, itâs a proper proposal.â She opened the envelope and slid a photo across the table. âThis is he.â
Aila snorted. âI could eat this one for breakfast.â
âItâs not a laughing matter.â
âMum, come on, look at him,â she passed the photo back. âHeâs a stick insect. Weâd look like an eighteen together.â
âYou canât judge by looks alone. Here.â Nessa gave her a typewritten page.
âWhatâs this? A CV? Are you kidding me?â She scanned the page. âGourab. Gourab the Fab. Sorry. Gourab Syed BA in I.T. Dhaka University. Waste disposal operative. A janitor? Oh, please.â
âItâs hard to get work in the capital. Heâs done well.â
Aila continued reading. âSon of Mohammed. Nephew of Fadil. Born 1986. So weâre the same age. Itâs all good then. The fact that heâs a janitor who looks half-starved and heâs got a head like a beehive â whatâs that about? â wonât matter at all. Iâm sure weâll get on famously. Canât wait to hear his views on recruitment strategies and Iâve always been interested in rats. Liiiike Ben. Oh wait. Heâs a freshie. Does he speak English? Do we know? Not that it matters â we can communicate in grunts.â
âNot everyoneâs had your good fortune, Shuna.â Her motherâs use of the cultural name had the effect