knew the routine and sat silently, but Tim-Tom launched right into his side of the story. He blathered on for almost a whole minute before he noticed the wardenâs hand in the air, a quiet command to shut up. The warden studied us for a moment, paying particular attention to the swollen tomato that used to be Tim-Tomâs eye socket. Then he swiveled his chair ever so slightly toward me.
âWhat happened?â
âYouâre asking
him
?â Tim-Tom pointed at his busted eye. âIâm the one who got hurt.â
The warden kept his gaze on me, waiting.
âHe put a hand on me; I asked him to move it; he kept it there and called me a name; so I hit him.â I knew the warden liked it short and sweet.
âI didnât touch him!â Tim-Tom burst out.
The warden flicked his eyes toward the noise. âWhat is your name?â
âToby Smith.â
Huh. Toby. Close enough.
The warden finally gave him a chance to tell his side of the storyâan elaborate lie about how Iâd tripped, and heâd put out a hand to try to catch me, but instead of thanking him for the help, Iâd punched him for no reason at all.
I chuckled and raised a hand. The warden nodded.
âI would like to revise my statement. I didnât hit anyone. His face actually fell into my fist.â
The wardenâs mouth twitched, then he launched into theusual speech about words being just words and violence being something else entirely. I glared at Toby. I knew what was coming next. The warden went on to say that an unkind word is not enough to provoke a punch. He told Toby we should all be careful about putting hands on people, in case the touch is misunderstood, but that, in this case, it didnât sound like a violation of school rules.
I watched Tobyâs face through the entire speech.
Was that a smirk?
I didnât mind so much getting called down to the disciplinary office. The chairs were comfortable enough, and Mrs. Pruittâs candy dish was always full of jelly beans. Sheâd let you have as many as you wanted, no matter how much trouble you were in.
I didnât even mind when the warden lectured me about self-control and respect. But there was one word he always stuck in that speech that got my palms itching.
âUnprovoked.â
That was what he called it when I threw a stick into the spokes of Jimmy Millerâs bike and sent him face-planting into the gravel next to the bike rack. But Jimmy had stolen my English report, changed the big red A to an F, and taped it on my locker for everyone to seeâfor everyone to think I was some kind of failure.
And when I smashed up Brian Chungâs art project because Iâd overheard him telling someone I was a dirtball who needed a showerâthe warden called that unprovoked, too. The word pissed me off every time. It was like saying people had permission to go around treating everyone like shit, but nobody had a right to shut them up.
Was he blind? Couldnât he see Toby sitting there right now,
provoking
me with that smirk?
Apparently not, because a second later, âanother boyâ was dismissed.
Once the door was closed again, the warden slid a sheet of paper across the desk to me without a word. I knew the drill, and he knew I knew it. Take the paper home to Mom, have her sign off, showing she knows Iâm a bad boy, then drop the slip in the wardenâs mailbox on my way to detention tomorrow.
Really, they wouldâve saved a lot of paper if theyâd just given me something reusable, like one of those little coffee cards with boxes for stamping.
Ten detentions earn you one free suspension!
In fact, my card would be almost full. At Twain, it took only seven detentions to get suspended, and this one made six for me. It wouldâve been a hell of a lot more, but Mom convinced the principal to wipe my slate clean at the start of second semester. Principal Davis cared a lot more about straight As