be happy if the bum learned how to throw the ball. Four intercepts? Come on, whereâs that come from? If it wasnât for the Toe and his three-pointers, we would a been shut out fourteen-zip.â Like Big Otto, Stu was also an electrician. He was twenty-one years old, gangly as a string bean, and had lived in the environs of Taneysville all his life. His source of prideâas well as a good deal of needling from the denizens of Eddieâs Elbow Roomâwas a blond ponytail that fell halfway down his back. Technically, Stu was Big Ottoâs assistant, but that was only when work was good; when it wasnât Stu picked up what odd jobs he couldâand slept in his truck when he couldnât make rent. By referring to the Patriotsâ placekicker as âthe Toe,â rather than Quigley, heâd hoped the conversation would stay with football for a while longer. No such luck.
âSpeaking of the Toe, i.e., Quigley,â Big Otto said in a tone designed to include only Stu Farmer and Gary Leach, âI understand old man Stark tromped up to the Quigley work site this afternoon and gave those scabs a piece of his mind.â
Theyâre not exactly scabs, Stu considered observing, but instead opted for the less inflammatory: âI thought we were talking football here.â
âGameâs over, Stu. Time to stop stewing.â
âYuck, yuck.â
âYouâre the oneâs always yammering about his hairdo ⦠âScuse meââhairstyle.â Maybe we can spend the next few hours talking about your ponytail?â
It was Gary who interrupted this familiar exchange. âI heard the same thing about Stark,â he grumbled while he polished off his beer. âWho woulda figured? But itâs gonna take more than one creaky old man to set those bozos straight.â
âMaybe,â Gunston answered, âbut donât forget he was in construction for a long time. He knows what itâs like to lose a gig to out-of-town contractors.â
âOut-of-town?â Gary demanded. âHow about out-of-the-damn-country? That crew is all from Italy or Germany or someplace like that.â
âThat, too ⦠but the general contractorâs American. From up north somewhere. A Mainiac, or something ⦠I tried to score the electrical on that addition after they get it up ⦠All I got was a snooty, âIâll keep you in mindâ â¦â
âBum,â Stu and Gary groused in unison.
âYou got that right, gents ⦠But what Iâm sayinâ is, Starkâs as steamed as we all are about this setup, and he can be a tough old dog. You guys are too young to remember him in the old days.â
âHah, thatâs a laugh,â Stu countered. âAll he cares about is that little churchâand the fact that theyâre runninâ back-hoes on Sundays and that he canât hear himself sing the songs â¦â
âHymns,â Big Otto said.
âWhatever.â
âAnother round?â Eddie asked as he removed the three empty Miller Lite bottles.
âYeah, sure ⦠This oneâs on me.â Gary tossed a ten-dollar bill on the bar, and waited for Eddie to move off toward the other customers. âSo, what are you sayinâ, Otto? That Starkâs aiminâ to throw a monkey wrenchâ?â
âIâm just telling you that thereâs a lot of folks around here that wouldnât be too heartbroken if those clowns at the Quigley place disappearedâand some locals took over their jobs.â
âWhoa ⦠whoa ⦠whoa,â said Stu. âWhat do you mean by âdisappearedâ?â
Gunston gazed at him; his bushy mustache quivered with droplets of beer. âWhat Iâm sayinâ is this: If you and me and Gary here was to decide to do something that âpersuadedâ the contractor up there that he should be hiring local folks ⦠well, I