it.
I made a wild grab for it and as my fingers closed over it I felt the tiny switch shift. I said one heartfelt word. Fortunately, it was obliterated by a bansheewail that my mother probably heard halfway to Australia.
Startled by the blast of sound, I let go of the umbrella, which, caught by a gust of wind, bowled away across the entrance and towards the road. TDDâhis patience tried beyond enduranceâswore briefly and let my suitcase drop as he lunged after it. It was too much for the over-stressed zip and the case burst open in a shower of underwear. Plain, white, comfortable underwear. The kind youâd never admit to wearing. He froze, transfixed by the horror of the moment, and the world seemed to stand still, catch its breath.
Then reality rushed back in full colour. With surround sound.
The rain, the piercing, mind-deadening noise of the alarm, the red-hot embarrassment that was right off any scale yet invented.
I was gripping the keyring in my fist, as if I could somehow contain the noise. There was a trick to switching it offâotherwise any attacker could do it. But I was beyond rational thought.
TDDâs mouth was moving, but I couldnât hear what he was saying and finally he grabbed my wrist, prised open my fingers and dropped the wretched thing on the footpath. Then he put his heel on it and ground it flat. It seemed to take for ever before the sound finally died.
The silence, if anything, was worse.
âThank you,â I said when the feeling came back to my ears, but my voice came out as little more than a squeak. A mouse squeak and heaven alone knew thatat that moment I wished I were a real mouseâone with a hole to disappear down.
âWait here,â he said, and the chill factor in his voice turned the gravel into crushed ice. Well, it wouldnât take a genius to work out why I was holding an attack alarm. Heâd surrendered his taxi to me, refused my share of the fare, and Iâd reacted to his kindness as if he were some kind of monster.
As my abused knight errant disappeared into the darkness in search of his umbrella, I knew that I should go after him, help him track it down. I told myself heâd probably prefer it if I didnât. That was what the âwait hereâ had been all about. A keep-your-distance-before-you-do-any-more-damage command. Besides, I could hardly leave my knickers scattered across the entrance to this unbelievably grand block of flats.
I captured a pair that was about to blow away and stuffed it into my pocket. I knew I should wait for his return, apologise abjectly, offer to pay for any repairs. After all that wasnât any old cheap-and-cheerful bumbershoot. The kind that it didnât matter much if you left it on the bus. The kind I regularly left on buses.
Gathering the rest of my scattered belongings, I reasoned that waiting was not necessary. He lived next door. I could put a note through his letterbox later. I sincerely believed that when heâd had a moment to think, calm down, heâd prefer that.
Which was why I stuffed my clothes back into the case as fast as I could before sprinting for the lift.
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Sophie Harrington took her time about opening the door. I stood there with my case gripped under both my arms to prevent the contents falling out, wishing sheâd hurry up.
Iâd promised myself while Iâd been travelling up in the lift that next time I met my new next-door neighbour Iâd be dressed tidily, with my hair and my mouth under control. I didnât expect him to be impressed, but hoped heâd realise I wasnât the complete idiot heâdâwith good reasonâthought me.
Heck, even I thought I was an idiot. And I knew better.
But if Sophie didnât hurry up, Iâd still be standing in the hall when he reached the top floor.
It wasnât an appealing prospect and I hitched up my suitcase and rang the bell again. The door was instantly flung open by a