hanging from a beam flashed on and off, flickered orange, and then stayed a steady, bright yellow. Sheila was a generator, and probably the worldâs largest.
He motioned me outside the barn, leaving the door open. âAlways leave this door open when Sheilaâs percolating,â he said, wiping more grease on his pants. âThe fumes can get bad. I rigged Sheila to work up to twelve hours a day on a single gallon of gas.â
âWow,â I said, though at the time I didnât know why. Now, I know. Mr. Wilsonâs invention, while huge, is incredibly efficient. He should work for NASA.
We walked toward the house. âSheila runs your lights, stove, fridge, and water pump.â
âIs there a washer and dryer?â
âNot yet. My wife, Jenny, God rest her soul, she liked to use the Laundromat over on four sixty, or sheâd scrub âem up in the pond.â
That wasnât going to happen. The pond had greenish water, and I donât look good in green. âNo problem.â And it hasnât been a problem. Mama has a nice washer and dryer.
âLet me show you Jennyâs dollhouse.â We paused at the door. âYou married?â
âNo, sir.â
âYou got a boyfriend?â
âNo,â I said, and I didnât lie. I didnât have
a
boyfriend. Besides, country folks might not understand a concept like friends with benefits.
âA cute gal like you doesnât have a boyfriend?â
I had to tell him something. âI have a few friends.â
âHmm. Not ready to settle down yet, huh?â
âNo.â
âCity girls are like that.â
âYes, sir.â
âJenny was a country girl.â He smiled. âHmm.â He wiggled the doorknob. âIâll get you some locks, city girl.â He pushed the door, and it swung easily on its hinges. âCome on in.â
I expected must, mildew, and decay. I expected bats to swoop down, critters to scurry, and cobwebs to block my path. I expected a nest of mice to look up, smile at me, and say, âHow ya do inâ?â But Jennyâs dollhouse was immaculate and smelled like pine, as if someone had sealed it with Saran Wrap.
Directly in front of me were shiny wooden stairs rising to a landing before continuing to rise to the left. I stood on a sparkling red-and-brown print linoleum floor. To the left of the stairs, four high-backed chairs surrounded a rough-hewn oak table shellacked to a glassy shine. The rest of the ground floor, it seemed, was the kitchen.
âBig, ainât it? Jenny loved to cook.â He rubbed his stomach for effect. âI used to be a bit larger. Jenny could cook all day, and I could eat her cooking all night. Storage roomâs behind that door there. Bedrooms, bath, and sitting room are upstairs. Do you like to cook?â
âYes.â And I do more cooking in the kitchen than in the bedroom. And trust me, that oak table is sturdy enough for two people to, um, entertain each other on.
He showed me the little four-burner electric stove, the oak cabinets that needed refinishing, the skinny but adequate âicebox,â and the shiny sink and the plumbing underneath. Every cabinet contained pots, pans, and glasses, and each drawer bulged with silverware andother cooking utensils. The ad didnât say it was a completely furnished cottage. I have saved so much money because of that.
âI did everything myself,â he said. âAnd I passed all the inspections the first time. You got a microwave?â
âNo, sir.â
âJust as well. It ainât cooking at all, you ask me, and the electric couldnât handle it, anyway.â He opened the storage room door and reached into the darkness, grabbing and pulling a string.
âLet there be light,â I said.
He turned to me sharply. âAre you a religious gal?â
âI pray a lot.â And I do. Hell, it canât hurt, right? Izzie says I