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politically, or the birth of the twins, or about Milan Garza, or the nefarious Dr. Noir?”
    They are in an ice cream parlor in San Cristobel, the Wizard eating a concoction he has dictated to the wide-eyed boy in a white trough-like hat, who appears to be the only employee. It contains many kinds of ice cream and syrups, but also hibiscus blossoms.
    “You’re right, I have been asking too many questions at once,” says the Gringo Journalist. “Tell me about the birth of the twins.”
    “El Presidente!” rasps the Wizard, “now there was a name that used to mean something in the old days.”
    “Did you hear my questions?…”
    “The good times are all gone. The civil wars, the guerrillas, the government soldiers. The insurgents! I always liked being referred to as the Insurgent Leader. The tabloid newspapers manned by the only true journalists in the world, used to write about Courteguay’s civil war. The tabloids have a feel for Courteguay; they understand the shiftingtime and space, and no matter how outrageous their claims, those claims never approach reality. For instance, they claimed that both sides in our ongoing civil war practiced cannibalism, and that both sides had pygmy warriors who fired poisoned darts from blowguns.”
    “Did you?”
    “Which? What?”
    “Were you cannibals? Were there pygmies?”
    “Of course not.” The Wizard pauses. “Did you know that roast soldier tastes a little like chicken? Or maybe frog. No, rabbit, I think rabbit.”
    “You just said …”
    “Being Government wasn’t bad either. The poison from the pygmies’ blow guns paralyzed their victims, turned them to granite. If you were to hack your way through the jungle today you would find statues. Some anthropologist uncovered one a few years ago. They claimed the statue was from some ancient civilization, and they shipped him off to Great Britain. The anthropologist’s name was Mordechi Cruz and he grew up in San Cristobel, and he was no older than you are now.
    “Revolution gets in the blood. General Bravura and I would trade places every few months.”
    “Excuse me,” cries the Gringo Journalist. “None of this makes any sense. If what you say is true you are the Old Dictator, but from what I have researched you did not become El Presidente until after the passing of Dr. Noir. Which is it?”
    “There is nothing like an unstable government to keep people on their toes,” the Wizard goes on as if he didn’t hear the question. “General Bravura was not without access to what some would call magic. I remember once, I was leading perhaps a thousand men and we were creeping up on General Bravura’s camp at dawn. As we stood on a hill looking down on the small encampment, readying for the attack, at least twenty thousand soldiers rose from the banana grass like tulie-fog. We stared at them for a moment. General Bravura’s army was supposed to be smaller than my own. There had to be some illusion involved. But what if there wasn’t? If they were real and we attacked we faced certain defeat. In prudence we retreated quietly and waited for the sunrise.
    “And a government, any government, must take good care of its own. In politics one rewards one’s friends and punishes one’s enemies. For instance, I know that a retired President of the United States receives a tidy pension, the Secret Service, CIA, FBI , and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders guard him constantly. In his retirement, he becomes president of a college where he has his choice of concubines from each year’s freshman class.”
    “Where did you ever hear such things?”
    “The infallible tabloids of course. The fearless press who publish what the people want to hear.”
    “They also tend to exaggerate.”
    “There is no such thing as exaggeration.”
    “I might disagree with that.”
    “Today’s El Presidente! I spit! Today’s El Presidente has an image consultant. When he visits the United States he is brown. There are senators and