Carbonese stepped back. âStop or I will blow my whistle,â she warned.
But the students kept coming.
Mrs. Carbonese backed into the blackboard. The sweater fell off her shoulders! Her glasses tumbled to the desk! Her whistle slipped from her lips!
âTake your seats this instant!â she shrieked.
But they didnât. And in that instant, Mike realized that this was a battle of good against evil.
And evil was winning.
âWe canât let this happen!â Mike cried out. âLiz, block for me!â
Liz barreled forward against Sean and the other students. Mike dived between desks to the front of the room and grabbed Mrs. Carbonese.
âMrs. C., come with us!â Mike cried. âWeâre trying to save your life!â
The teacher turned to Mike with a frightened look. âYou rude boy, I will not be your wife!â
Mike paused. âOh, never mind, just run!â
Liz climbed onto the AV cart in the back of the room and kicked against the rear wall. Whoosh! In a second she was up by the door with Mike and Mrs. Carbonese. She jumped out into the hall and ran.
Clack-clack! Mrs. Carbonese struggled to keep up with the two kids.
A moment later the hallway was filled with potato-brained students, stumbling after them.
âWe need to get you to safety, Mrs. C.,â said Mike. Then he noticed a door down the hall, not far from the main school doors. âYes! Weâll hide you in Mr. Sweeneyâs supply closet!â
âBut ⦠but â¦â Mrs. Carbonese mumbled.
Before she could object, the two kids pushed her gently into the closet with the brooms and mops and cleaning fluids and shut the door.
âYouâll be safer in there,â Liz called through the door.
âBut the smell!â came the muffled cry. âAnd itâs dark in here!â
âSorry!â cried Mike. âWeâll be back for youââ But that was all he could get out. From behind him he heard something strange. Something horrible. Something musical.
Yo-he-ho! Yo-ho!
Yo-he-ho! Yo-ho!
When Mike turned around, he froze in terror.
Out of the shadows came Principal Bell, Miss Lieberman, and Mr. Sweeney. They were pulling a long chain as they sang.
Yo-he-ho! Yo-ho!
Yo-he-ho! Yo-ho!
On the end of the long chain was one of the janitorâs rolling buckets. And sitting in the bucket, an evil grin growing across his gnarly, bumpy skin, wasâ
âPotadio!â shrieked Mike. âTheyâre treating him like some kind of king! Heâs already taken control of the school! What more does he want?â
The answer came with a sudden, terrifying, school-shattering noise.
BLAAAAAMMMMM!
The schoolâs front doors blasted open and a cloud of thick brown dust blew into the main hall.
Out of the cloud rolled hundreds, thousands, hundreds of thousands of dirty brown potatoes!
âMy new students!â cried Principal Bell.
âMy floors!â cried Mr. Sweeney.
âMy army!â cried King Spud.
7
The Horrible, Horrible Plan
M ike ducked behind the double doors of the cafeteria. Liz jumped down next to him.
âHe called them his army!â Mike hissed.
The potatoes rolled across the floor and bowed before Potadio. âCome, my spudlets,â the large potato said. âAnd listen to my wonderful, wonderful plan!â
Sparks shot off from the huge brain as the teachers pulled the giant vegetableâs rolling bucket down the hall and off into the shadows.
âHeâs growing bigger every minute,â said Liz.
Mike slumped to the floor. âOh, man, what have I done? I made this monster. And all I wanted was to be a scientist, an inventor.â
Liz looked over at him. âDr. Frankenstein was like that. Just a guy with a science project.â
âThanks for reminding me.â Mike made a face. âOur lives, the school, our town, maybe the whole world, are at stake. And all because of me. Potadio is all brain.