fast enough; it felt as though an eternity of speechlessness hung between them while Bartleby stared at her and she fiddled with the audio jack.
3 The Rings
MUM LEFT HER WEDDING ring behind. She said she didnât want to lose it on her trip.
Weâre going to be in the fields, she said, and weâll probably have to collect samples. Iâm not supposed to wear any jewelry.
Yeah okay, I said, rolling my eyes. Maybe theyâre afraid that if you wear metal youâll get sucked into the circleâs vortex by the magnetic force field.
Oh stop it, Grace, Mum said.
Gray, I said.
Crop circles donât suck people in, Squid said. Itâs not like a black hole.
How do you know? I said. Have you ever seen one? What if the aliens are actually making booby traps, like in The Goonies? And all these people get curious and start doing experiments on the crop circles and doing tours like Mum, and then one day â sssschwwuuuuuup â sucked into oblivion.
Squid curled his finger around his nose. He always does that when heâs worried. When he was really little he used to curl his finger around his nose while he sucked his thumb, but now he just squishes his fist against his lips when he does it.
You remember The Goonies, Squid? I asked. He lowered his eyes, looked at the floor.
Those guys had skulls for those traps, he said softly into his fist. And big rocks. They didnât get sucked into anything.
Squidâs been funny about skulls ever since we saw the homo erectus skull at the Tyrrell museum and I told him the brain was still in it. It wasnât even a real skull, but he believed it. Once he believes something, he canât un-believe it, not matter how hard you try to convince him.
But I saw it, heâd said, I saw the brain! I asked him what it looked like and he said tofu covered in blood. Mum calls it a vivid imagination.
The day before Mumâs flight, Squid wanted to help her pack for the trip. Mum let him help for about five minutes before she told him thatâs enough, he was driving her insane, âcause he kept taking things out of her suitcase.
But Mummy, these pants have a zipper, he kept saying, and that shirt has a metal button on the pocket.
Mum called me into her room, told me I had to play Hungry Hungry Hippos with him to keep him occupied. Squid perked right up, Yesssssss, ran to his room to get the game. I followed him out, glaring at Mum as I went. Playing Hungry Hungry Hippos with Squid meant sitting there for practically ten hours, letting Squid hammer madly at three hippos against my one hippo (always the yellow one, âcause Squid hates yellow), and still just pretending I was actually trying to win. Squid got the game from his closet, was grinning at it like it was a triple-layer chocolate cake as he carried it with both hands, out of his room and down the stairs.
We had to pass by Mumâs room to go down the stairs, and sheâd left the door wide open and had turned on some music to listen to while she was packing. Tina Turner. Makes me wanna dance, she always says. As I was passing by Mumâs room, I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. The wooden jewelry box that Jess and I got Mum for her birthday years ago. It was one of the best presents we ever got her âcause it had little compartments especially made for earrings so that they wouldnât get all tangled together. It had cost us forty bucks, which was a lot for two little kids. Mum had said it was brilliant, almost cried âcause she knew how much it had cost us. That was a long time ago, so ordinarily I wouldnât really think twice about it. But the reason I noticed the jewelry box that day as I was walking past Mumâs room was because it wasnât where it usually was. Usually, Mum kept it in her bathroom on the counter with the lid open. Since she never moved it, it would get stuck to the counter because of all the toothpaste and soap scum and hairspray