time believing that the small man with extra-long hair flying out of his perpetually flared nostrils was an expert in anything, never mind the complex legal field of asylum-based immigration. The diploma on his wall said heâd gone to some law school in Alabama, but to Winston his mannerisms must have said heâd gotten his real education via online immigration forums, the sites where many with aspirations for American passports gathered to find ways to triumph over the American immigration system.
âMy brother,â Bubakar said to Jende, looking at him across the bare desk in his surprisingly clean and organized office, âwhy donât we start by you telling me more about you so I can see how I can help you?â
Jende sat up in his chair, clasped his hands on his lap, and began telling his story. He spoke of his father the farmer, his mother the trader and pig breeder, his four brothers, and their dirt-floor house in New Town, Limbe. He spoke of attending primary school at CBC Main School, and the interruption of his secondary education at National Comprehensive Secondary School after he impregnated Neni.
âEh? You stopped because you pregnant a girl?â Bubakar said, jotting down something.
âYes,â Jende replied. âHer father put me in prison because of it.â
âBoom! Thatâs it!â Bubakar said as he lifted his head from his writing pad, his eyes glowing with excitement.
âWhat is it?â Winston asked.
âHis asylum. The story weâll tell Immigration.â
Winston and Jende looked at each other. Jende was thinking Bubakar must know what he was talking about. Winston looked like he was thinking Bubakar must know nothing about what he was talking about.
âWhatâre you talking about?â Winston asked. âThe imprisonment happened in 1990, fourteen years ago. How are you going to convince a judge that my cousinâs afraid of persecution back in Cameroon because he impregnated a girl and got sent to prison a long time ago? Mind you, in our country, and maybe even in your country, itâs perfectly within the law for a father to have a young man arrested for complicating his daughterâs future.â
Bubakar looked at Winston with scorn, his lip curled down on one side. âMr. Winston,â he said after a long pause, during which he wrote something down and deliberately placed his pen on his writing pad.
âYes?â
âI understand weâre both lawyers, and youâre Wall Street smart. Is that not so?â
Winston did not respond.
âLet me guarantee you something, my friend,â Bubakar continued. âYou wouldnât know the first thing to do if you were put before an immigration judge and asked to fight for the likes of your cousin. Okay? So, why donât you allow me to do what I know, and if I ever need a lawyer to help me find a way to hide taxes from the government, Iâll let you do what you know.â
âMy job is not to help people find ways to hide taxes,â Winston replied, keeping his voice low even though Jende could tell from his unblinking eyes that he yearned to reach across the table and punch out all the teeth from Bubakarâs mouth.
âYou donât do that, eh?â Bubakar asked with mock interest. âSo, tell me, what is it that you do at Wall Street?â
Winston scoffed. Jende said nothing, equally as angered as his cousin.
Perhaps afraid heâd gone too far, Bubakar tried to rein in his comments and appease the cousins.
âMy brothers, make we no vex,â he said, switching to a blend of Cameroonian and Nigerian pidgin English. âNow no be time for vex. We get work for do, abi ? Now na time for go before. No be so?â
âNa so,â Winston replied. âLetâs just stick to the matter at hand.â
Jende sighed and waited for the conversation to return to his asylum application.
âBut just so you know,â