someplace called the Hanoi Hilton. It sounds like a hotel, but I guess it wasnât so nice.â
âCome onââMark jumped on his bikeââwhere are we goinâ today?â
CHAPTER 8
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The three boys cruised around town, racing one another, shooting Russian missiles out of the sky, and popping wheelies till they were too hot and sweaty to continue.
âA root beer float would taste pretty good about now,â Mark said as they coasted past the Dairy Queen on Pleasant Valley Way.
âToo bad weâre still payinâ Dad back for the calculator,â Scott said.
âIâve got money,â said Barry. âYou can owe me.â
âNo lie?â Mark made a sharp right so Barry couldnât change his mind.
The boys parked their bikes by the restaurant door and locked them together.
âMy mom pays me to balance her checkbook,â Barry explained.
âI knew you were good at math,â Scott said as they walked inside, âbut I didnât know you were that good.â
âBalancing a checkbook is arithmetic, not math,â said Barry.
âThereâs a difference?â Mark said.
âArithmetic is just keeping track of figures like what an adding machine can do,â Barry said. âMath is more like a language to help you work with anything numbers describe.â
Scott raised his eyes to heaven. âHelp!â he cried. âIâm surrounded by know-it-alls!â
Mark slapped his brother on the back. âYouâre probably good at something. And someday, if youâre lucky, weâll find out what.â
Scott slugged his brotherâs arm, and Barry laughed.
The root beer floats were forty-five cents. Barry ordered three and paid for them. Then the boys sat down at a table inside so they could enjoy the air-conditioning. When Barry asked about Greenwood Lake, the twins told him theyâd done a whole lot of chores for their grandpa.
âSounds brutal. Didnât you have any fun?â Barry asked.
âWeâre going back next week, and then weâll have fun. Weâve got this project weâre working on,â said Mark.
âWhat project?â Barry asked at the same time Scott was signaling, What gives? Itâs a secret!
âOh yeah,â Mark responded to his brother. âNever mind,â he told Barry.
âHeyâno fair,â said Barry. âDidnât I just lend you guys money?â
âHeâs got a point,â Mark said to his brother, who was slurping the last of his melted ice cream.
âPlus weâre planning to tell Egg,â Scott said.
âYouâve got a friend named Egg?â Barry said. âWeird.â
âWorse yet, sheâs a girl,â said Mark.
âDouble weird,â said Barry. âBut whatâs the secret?â
Mark and Scott took turns explaining, and were annoyed when Barryâs response was to laugh so uncontrollably that everyone else at the Dairy Queen looked over to see if he was having a fit.
âDo you have any idea how hard that would be?â Barry asked after he had calmed down. âIt took NASA four years to put a man in space, and they had millions of dollars and hundreds of scientists and engineers.â
âThatâs the point,â said Mark. âNASA already figured out how. All we have to do is copy. Same as Scott does in school.â
Scott ignored the insult. Barry shook his head. âAs my grandmother would say, Oy vey! You guys have a lot to learn.â
Listening, Scott momentarily felt like an idiot. Maybe he and his brother were crazy. Maybe they should just give up and build a go-kart. But then he had another thought.
âMark and I donât know that much about math. But you do. How about if you come with us to Grandpaâs and help?â
âHey, yeah!â Mark said. âGrandpa wouldnât mind. And thereâs plenty of room in Twin