anyway?â
She was pulling off the T-shirt she always wore under her uniform. It, too, reeked. She threw it across the room at him. He batted it away lest it land on his head and cover his mouth.
âYou know what it is. Tartar sauce!â
âNo, I mean whatâs it made out of ?â said Brantley.
âMayonnaise mostly. I have no idea what those green specks are that are in it.â
âNor do you want to know.â
âExactly,â she said. She had unhooked her bra and thrown it in the corner and was pulling on her Pretenders T-shirt. Theyâd seen them last year in Saint Louis and Chrissie Hynde talked shit about Ohio where she was from and on the ride home Carmen was all, like, in a British accent, âI live in London, England, and I have escaped the exasperating Midwest never to return except to play my songs for you poor unfortunates,â even though Carmen hated Wentzville more than Brantley did even, she was always talking about moving to Arizona because sheâd flown over it once on the way to her cousinâs wedding in California and everybody on the street had a swimming pool in their backyard.
Brantley knew better than to raise himself up off the bed, where he was propped on pillows to rest his back, which hurt after his shift from all the bending over (even though this week all he had been doing was standing along the line and signaling Arthur, who was running the crane that lowered the chassis onto the body, to move a few inches left or right), and reach around and cup her breasts before she had had a chance to pull her T-shirt on. That was a good way to get slapped. Carmen had to be in the mood. After work for at least an hour was not a good time. She hadnât even showered yet. Heâd rather wait until she got the smell out of her hair at least, but he was a boy, what could he do, even her bare back stirred him.
âI bet theyâre like chopped-up olives,â he said.
âI said I didnât want to know.â
âMayonnaise is disgusting.â
âYou like it on hamburgers.â
âNo, I donât,â said Brantley.
âYou never tell them to hold it.â
âI hate telling people stuff like that. People working for a living and youâre going in there all picky about what they put on some slab of beef youâre paying a buck fifty for. Special orders on a Big Mac?â
âYeah, well, youâre not like most people. Most people will stand there for five minutes telling you how to fry their chicken strips. Like the girl taking their order is going to go fry up chicken strips right then and there.â
âLike that chicken has not
been
fried.â
âSeriously. But I canât say a word because fucking Dorset is all about counting the âRing the bell if we did wellâ bell. If he doesnât hear the bell for five minutes, heâll flip out.â
Brantley heard this every night. Complaints about Dorset, the manager. â âRing the bell if we did wellâ bellâ was as common a phrase out of her mouth as âI love you.â Way more common, in fact. She never asked him about his job, which kind of bothered him even though he didnât want to talk about it. She could at least ask. Maybe if she did, heâd want to marry her. But he wasnât going to marry Carmen. He knew he wasnât. She was the first girl heâd ever slept with and he wanted to sleep with more girls and she was sort of mean. Still, they talked about getting married and moving to Saint Louis, and she was going to get her associate in arts degree and go to work as an administrative assistant for a law firm like her girlfriend Melissa did. One time Brantley said, âSo wait, you want to get your AA so you can become an AA,â and she got seriously pissed and said, âBetter than getting stuck in Wentzville.â To which he had to agree. A kid by the time they were twenty. Go to work on