miscalculated,â he said, pointing at me. âIf your balloon had been bigger, contained more helium inside, well, then, maybe youâd have something.â
âI know,â I said as the knot finally gave way and came unraveled.
Amp turned away and spoke into the device on his wrist.
âCouncil Note: The element helium is used here on Earth to make balloons float. Ha! Sort of a waste of a very useful gas. Although it is the second most abundant element in the universe after hydrogen, itâs fairly rare here on Earth, and seems to be used only for making childrenâs toys float. Very curious indeed.â
âDo you do that just to bug me?â I asked. âIf you do, itâs working.â
âNow youâre going to try a parachute, arenât you?â Amp asked, ignoring my irritation. âZack, Iâve been thinking.â
âOh no,â I said.
âThat switch you helped me with the other morning . . .â
âThe one that made me late for school and ended up breaking my arm? That switch?â
âDislocated, not broken. Yes, that switch. Anyway, my power booster is now working, thanks to you and that switch. That means I am very close to leaving.â
âReally?â I said. âHuh, thatâs great, Amp. When can you go?â
âWell, thatâs just it. I may be able to get to Erde, but I wouldnât be able to stop. That crash into your bedroom wall would be nothing compared to how Iâd hit planet Erde. Iâd go splat, like a pancake.â
âBummer,â I said. âThen fix your braking system. Iâm kinda busy right nowââ
âWhich is why, Zack, this parachute idea has me so excited. See, itâs all so simple: we could install a parachute like this one on my ship. The air on Erde is thicker than the air here on Earth. With the right entry angle into the Erde atmosphere, a parachute would work great.â
âIâll let you know how this works,â I said, standing.
âWell, thatâs just it,â he said. âLet me take over this experiment. With my training, experience, and smarts, I think I could arrive at a solution much faster than with someone of your, your limitedââ
My hand shot out and grabbed Amp. I cut him off mid-sentence. I had totally surprised him. Now he struggled to get free. His three-fingered hands pounded harmlessly on my fingers. He started to blink on and off in my sight, using his old disappearing trick in his panic, but it wasnât working.
âActually, I donât need your help, Amp,â I told him. âIf I need a complete disaster, Iâll call you. But this is my idea and Iâll handle it on my own, without your meddling.â
âRelease me this instant,â he demanded in his squeaky voice.
I was about to put him in my desk drawer when I saw Oliviaâs hamster ball sticking out from under my bed. What a great idea! Mike certainly wouldnât mind if Amp spent a few hours wandering around my room inside his plastic ball. The fact that it probably smelled like hamster poop wasnât my fault.
I placed Amp inside, and as quickly as I could, I replaced the cover and spun it back into place.
Now Amp put his hands on his hips and gave me his best Erdian stinkeye. âYou wouldnât dare leave me in here, Zack. I am from an advanced civilization!â
âWhat? Câmon, youâll have a ball in there,â I said, smirking.
âThis isnât funny!â he cried. âIt stinks in here.â
I rolled the ball a few inches and Amp had to take a few steps so he didnât fall over. He looked so ridiculous I had to laugh. I rose to my feet, grabbed my toy parachute, and dashed to the door. Amp rolled after me, with a hilariously angry face. I closed the door before he got to me. I heard the plastic hamster ball bump off the other side of the door.
I smiled.
Maybe this weekend wasnât