Caroline, what could I say?
âAnyway, enough of this nonsense, I was more in danger from the cold water.â
Caroline laughed. âThat wasnât cold. You should start training in May when its only fifty-five degrees â that would make your teeth chatter and your testicles tremble. Isnât that what you told me, Jack?â
I mimicked Kohlerâs relaxed tone. âFortunately, my dear, thatâs one pleasure you will never have â trying to warm up your frozen balls.â
He smiled through her silence. âWell this is all very jolly â perhaps it is time for you to join me in a drink and tell me all about yourselves. I must say, I am honoured by your company.â He caught the eye of a waiter hovering in the distance and signalled him to approach.
We found comfortable cane chairs by the side of the pool. Caroline and Kohler sipped overdressed cocktails. I nursed a Coke.
âSo you have just finished school, Jack. What do you do now?â
âHeâs got a place at Wadham College, Oxford, havenât you, dear?â Caroline patted my arm in imitation of my mother, though there was irony in her tone.
Kohler looked puzzled.
âNothing has been decided yet,â I snapped at her.
âAh, I see. You are, perhaps, reluctant to leave this lovely young lady, for the trials of university?â
âDonât be silly. He can hardly wait to get away. It can be hell, cooped up on this little island.â
âOnly for foreigners. Some of usâ¦â I trailed off, realising my gaffe.
âI understand. After all, this âforeignerâ is only here on holiday. It is a beautiful island but it could become, how you say, clausâ¦â
ââ¦traphobic.â Caroline finished the word for him. âYes, very, but only if you are used to wide open spaces. Jackâs family have been here since before the last ice age.â
âAh, I see. What do they do?â
âFarm. We have sixty vergees in St Martin.â
âDonât confuse him with your silly measurements, Jack. Thatâs about twenty-five acres in proper English.â
Kohler laughed. âVergees, acres, I know little of land. I am a city Dutchman. But is that a large farm?â
âItâs big enough to be called a farm but there are at least fifty larger than us. About the size of this hotel site.â I waved my arm over the gardens, which swept down to the bay. âSomewhat steeper in places though.â
Caroline laughed at the understatement â only Jerseymen farmed cliffs.
âWe grow potatoes for the early season, some broccoli and we have twenty-two cows.â I realised my enthusiasm must sound rather naïve to the âcityâ Dutchman.
âDonât forget the bull, Jack.â
I groaned. âYes, and a bull.â
She laughed. âThis bull is so big, Rudi, that all the men are frightened of him. Isnât that so, Jack?â
âWhat she wants me to tell you is that Marcus Piavonius Victorinus, or Victor, to those who donât read the Herdbook, weighs over one hundred stone and is probably the most vicious monster thatâs ever been bred. And yes, only my mother, who is five feet two and weighs a mere seven stone, has the courage to go anywhere near him. Satisfied, Caroline?â
âFor Godâs sake, Jack, donât be so touchy. I think itâs quite funny, especially his silly name. Havenât you read that book on bull fighting I gave you?â
â Fiesta? Yes, of course Iâve read it. I like Hemingwayâs style but Iâm sure Victor would see off any of his toreros .â We glared at each other â a little like matador and mad bull.
âSo, you donât farm on Sundays?â Kohler interjected as Caroline started to paw the ground.
âNo. I mean yes, but we have some Breton workers. Alan and I help out during the holidays but Father prefers us to study or take part in